I suppose now is as good as any time to pick up Jive, 'n I'm layin' it on you straight lil mama.
P.S. Black Irish...not the same thing as black.
Prof because he's got anesthesia and a katana sword, he'd tell them straight up that he pity the fool that doesn't floss and brush his teeth twice a day. He would politely cough inform them they need to have a full dental check up and cleaning.
Big Boss because no one from Texas ever dies (except for the chainsaw movie) in movies especially a black guy in the military. He's like Laurence Fishburne (without the porn star for a daughter) in Predators. Plus he could always get them leanin' with that syrup down in Texas, they got.
Wol because he's class of 2005.
Soulja Boy Tell'em and Pootie Tang because they'd get them cross faded on weed and liquor.
SickAbz because they'd be to distracted by his underage entourage of junior high school girls that look like they are twenty.
Oh, forgot...Count because they'd drop laughing at a 300 pound black man that sparkles.