T-Nation World

bmf_inc 2006-02-02 18:56:41 UTC #1

Have you ever thought what the world would be like if starting right now everyone believed in T-Nation?

Fast food would disappear
Gyms would be everywhere
Kegs would be made for lifting not drinking
This would be the last generation of fat people ever
Iron shortages
Tractors would get jacked for their tires
This would be the last generation of newbies
Steroids would be legalized
Weight machines would end up in the dump or museums
Poorly educated gym trainers would end up selling vacuums door to door
Surge would be sold at 7/11
If you got drunk you wouldn?t wake up with a fat chick (maybe annoying, but not fat)
Coffee breaks would be changed to nutrition breaks

Think about how good this would be.

spaceking 2006-02-02 19:15:37 UTC #2

Damn that's funny!

jsbrook 2006-02-02 19:35:03 UTC #3

I don't know. I think it would be boring. Diversity is the spice of life. And if everyone's elite, there'd be no more elite anymore. But I'm all for getting rid of fat chicks and selling Surge at 7-11.

K_Narf 2006-02-02 19:38:01 UTC #4

Whoa whoa..just simmer down with that one!

spaceking 2006-02-02 20:01:49 UTC #5

Which brings up another point...if they were made for lifting and not for drinking...how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?

rrjc5488 2006-02-02 20:29:23 UTC #6

I beleive diversity was an old wooden ship...

Very good point.

BigPaul 2006-02-02 20:31:04 UTC #7

I guess you could drink a coctail like those manginas do.

Blood_is_Metal 2006-02-02 20:58:45 UTC #8

There would only be one alcoholic beverage: Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey.

K_Narf 2006-02-02 21:04:19 UTC #9

Screw that..I do enjoy the occasional bourbon its generally all beer for me.

bmf_inc 2006-02-02 21:22:14 UTC #10

Hmmm...good point, lol, this new T-Nation world is going to be complex then I thought.

conorh 2006-02-02 21:37:31 UTC #11

I would have to hire some Tuetonic shaman to bootleg me some Jagermeister.

Rockscar 2006-02-02 21:44:20 UTC #12

[quote]
bmf_inc wrote:

Kegs would be made for lifting not drinking

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What the hell? We have problems here.

bmf_inc 2006-02-02 21:49:54 UTC #13

Yes your right, I believe it was used in the civil war.

DPH 2006-02-02 22:03:32 UTC #14

aweful...

I would die without coffee...

chinadoll 2006-02-02 23:24:22 UTC #15

-The break room at my job would be converted to a gym full of free weights and a blender

-French fries would be outlawed

-Hair spray being used in public places would be OUTLAWED- the sentence: Death by Zug-Zug

-Gym wierdos, gym stalkers, middle-aged naked gym guys/girls who in their naked state try to strike up conversations with unsuspecting strangers in locker rooms all across america would be banished to their own quarantined Island, where they can all live together happily ever after (and spare the rest of us)

-The world will be spared from having to be exposed to the "Muffin Effect"

-Shows about the get-skinny secrets of Hollywood stars, music video sexploitation, and E! true hollywood stories will be replaced by shows with real issues that are actually important in this world and that real people actually care about.

-Only people who are too skinny and are on a training/gaining plan will be allowed to go to all you can eat buffets; the rest will be turned away.

-Paris Hilton would be a squat, deadlift, legpress and lunge FANATIC

djoh615893 2006-02-02 23:40:57 UTC #16

-Anyone caught reading a shitty muscle mag would be beaten like a dog that just pissed on the rug

-Any attempt to curl in the power/squat rack would bring a hasty cactus shoved up the rectum....repeatedly

-Further attempts to curl in the rack would mean suffocation in an overheated sauna

-Only quality barbells and dumbbells would exist. The rest could go to that island that chinadoll mentioned.

-No sales tax on protein

-Powerlifting would have it's own channel on cable TV

-Screw that, it would be available on public access TV

-Gym class in schools would instruct the fundamentals of good lifting form instead of dance aerobics (yes, we were forced to do that crap in my gym classes. I got an F)

deanosumo 2006-02-02 23:48:08 UTC #17

Drink the keg on your cheat day. Then lift it and throw it around the rest of the week.

chinadoll 2006-02-03 10:10:08 UTC #18

OH! OH! What a great idea! An all BB and Powerlifting channel! You hit it on the nose!!

bmf_inc 2006-02-03 11:02:38 UTC #19

Individuals doing squats with the smith machine would be sentence to life imprisonment with Michael Jackson.

To run for office you must be able to at least bench your weight.

Gumball machines would be filled with Alpha Male, Spike, Flameout and MAG-10.

Tuna breath would be considered normal, and in some areas thought as an aphrodisiac.

My coworkers would no longer laugh about how much food I bring to work.

Work would buy a bigger fridge.

Prof X would write a book titled ?Shut Up and Eat, You Skinny Fool? and go on a book tour and then become the first black president.

ProteinPowda and Foopa would star in The Sound of Music Two (although, nobody would watch it).

Vegita would be the next Hugh Hefner.

Crossfitters would be banished to Chinadoll?s bad man island.

btm62 2006-02-03 11:15:38 UTC #20

Jose Cuervo Black Medallion Tequila.

"Makes my clothes fall off"