I don’t know. I think it would be boring. Diversity is the spice of life. And if everyone’s elite, there’d be no more elite anymore. But I’m all for getting rid of fat chicks and selling Surge at 7-11.
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
I don’t know. I think it would be boring. Diversity is the spice of life. And if everyone’s elite, there’d be no more elite anymore. But I’m all for getting rid of fat chicks and selling Surge at 7-11.[/quote]
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?[/quote]
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?[/quote]
I guess you could drink a coctail like those manginas do.
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?[/quote]
There would only be one alcoholic beverage: Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey.
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?
There would only be one alcoholic beverage: Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey. [/quote]
Screw that…I do enjoy the occasional bourbon its generally all beer for me.
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?[/quote]
Hmmm…good point, lol, this new T-Nation world is going to be complex then I thought.
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?
There would only be one alcoholic beverage: Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey. [/quote]
I would have to hire some Tuetonic shaman to bootleg me some Jagermeister.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
I don’t know. I think it would be boring. Diversity is the spice of life. And if everyone’s elite, there’d be no more elite anymore. But I’m all for getting rid of fat chicks and selling Surge at 7-11.
I beleive diversity was an old wooden ship…[/quote]
Yes your right, I believe it was used in the civil war.
-The break room at my job would be converted to a gym full of free weights and a blender
-French fries would be outlawed
-Hair spray being used in public places would be OUTLAWED- the sentence: Death by Zug-Zug
-Gym wierdos, gym stalkers, middle-aged naked gym guys/girls who in their naked state try to strike up conversations with unsuspecting strangers in locker rooms all across america would be banished to their own quarantined Island, where they can all live together happily ever after (and spare the rest of us)
-The world will be spared from having to be exposed to the “Muffin Effect”
-Shows about the get-skinny secrets of Hollywood stars, music video sexploitation, and E! true hollywood stories will be replaced by shows with real issues that are actually important in this world and that real people actually care about.
-Only people who are too skinny and are on a training/gaining plan will be allowed to go to all you can eat buffets; the rest will be turned away.
-Paris Hilton would be a squat, deadlift, legpress and lunge FANATIC
[quote]bmf_inc wrote:
Fast food would disappear
Gyms would be everywhere
Kegs would be made for lifting not drinking
This would be the last generation of fat people ever
Iron shortages
Tractors would get jacked for their tires
This would be the last generation of newbies
Steroids would be legalized
Weight machines would end up in the dump or museums
Poorly educated gym trainers would end up selling vacuums door to door
Surge would be sold at 7/11
If you got drunk you wouldn?t wake up with a fat chick (maybe annoying, but not fat)
Coffee breaks would be changed to nutrition breaks
-Anyone caught reading a shitty muscle mag would be beaten like a dog that just pissed on the rug
-Any attempt to curl in the power/squat rack would bring a hasty cactus shoved up the rectum…repeatedly
-Further attempts to curl in the rack would mean suffocation in an overheated sauna
-Only quality barbells and dumbbells would exist. The rest could go to that island that chinadoll mentioned.
-No sales tax on protein
-Powerlifting would have it’s own channel on cable TV
-Screw that, it would be available on public access TV
-Gym class in schools would instruct the fundamentals of good lifting form instead of dance aerobics (yes, we were forced to do that crap in my gym classes. I got an F)
[quote]K-Narf wrote:
Blood is Metal wrote:
spaceking wrote:
Which brings up another point…if they were made for lifting and not for drinking…how would one wake up drunk next to said skinny and possibly annoying chick?
There would only be one alcoholic beverage: Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey.
Screw that…I do enjoy the occasional bourbon its generally all beer for me.[/quote]