T-Nation: The Movie
Scene 1
RING! RING!
Hello, this is Chris Shugart at the corporate headquarters of Biotest where we help you look better than everyone else. How may I help you?
Hello Mr. Shugart. This is Officer Darnell from the Colorado PD. We were wondering if we could swing by for a few to ask you some questions?
SHIT! I knew I should have never gone to Thailand?..
Uhhhh I?m kind of busy today.
With what may we ask?
Chris nervously glances around the room and comes up with the perfect reply.
TC stole my real doll and I have to customize a new one online.
We?ll be over in 15 minutes.
15 minutes later.
Hello Chris. I?m Officer Darnell. We wanted to know if you could help us find someone?
Well what does he look like?
Well we?re not quite sure. The criminal performed his actions while dressed in all black. He was kind of tall though
Well what happened?
The night before
Hey Foopa! Do you want some yummy peanut butter in your Foopa food? Yum YumYum! Yes! Yes!
Ruff! Ruff!
Ok. Well hold on. The evil, messy roommate needs to snap some pictures of us cuddling first for hotornot.com. Quick, let?s hide the Skippy!
Damn it Foopa, he?s not here. How will anyone ever know about my softer side now?
RING! RING!
Hello. This is Proteinpowda
uhhh I mean Jason.
JASON!? Sobbing in background.
What is it Christhy?
It?s the sorority! Someone broke in last night and stole stuff and…
And???
And he stole a lot of our panties, only the kinky ones though and .it?s too horrible to say. You?ll just have to come see.
I?ll be right there.
Jason then hops on his bikes and heads over to the sorority house (taking advantage of every opportunity to burn some calories).
Ok, show me.
Christy walks up to the television and turns it on. An image of the sorority house lights the screen. Suddenly a man in blacks run across the room waving panties around in the air and occasionally putting them up to his face to seemingly sniff them. Following closely on his heels is a pit-bull?of course with a few panties of his own in his mouth. The man appears to be in his 30?s; well built, and blond-haired. Then suddenly right before he disappears he seems to scream something weird
Long live MAG-10!
OH!
MY!
GOD!
Present
So you see our problem Mr. Shugart. Can you help us identify him?
Chris thinks back to how TC has helped him out over the years and everything else.but damn it! TC borrowed his last bottle of Surge! Last time before it went out of stock and he had to survive on cheap stuff for a month.
Yeah; he?s in the upstairs bathroom.
Chris led them to the office and they slammed opened the doors and there was TC; panties in one hand something that need not be mentioned in the other.
The end!