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T-Nation Stupid Quotes

Only been here a few days, but already read alot of funny /stupid stuff! might be interesting to share a few…

An unnamed member talking about body composition:

“I also track fat via buoyancy, I used to float at about eye level with the waterline with a full breath of air now I either sink or the waterline is very high on my head with a full breath of air.”

Cracked me up!

Maybe his lung volume went down and fat stayed the same.

[quote]Shontayne wrote:
Only been here a few days, but already read alot of funny /stupid stuff! might be interesting to share a few…

An unnamed member talking about body composition:

“I also track fat via buoyancy, I used to float at about eye level with the waterline with a full breath of air now I either sink or the waterline is very high on my head with a full breath of air.”

Cracked me up!
[/quote]

Seriously, why wouldn’t you give credit to the member of that magnificent quote?!? This way we can all join in at ridiculing him

This one asshole is some other thread said the earth was only 25k feet around the equator.

Fuckin’ tards.

How about the ass munch who asked how to have sex with his pregnant girl? I mean WTF is that all about?

Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

I’ll do it for you.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

I’ll do it for you.[/quote]

Uh…

Can you beat me up, too?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

I’ll do it for you.[/quote]

whoa, babe! you’re all over the place today, relax!

hugz

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This one asshole is some other thread said the earth was only 25k feet around the equator.

Fuckin’ tards.[/quote]

I lol’d for real, I feel bad for people who haven’t seen the thread.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

I’ll do it for you.[/quote]

Uh…

Can you beat me up, too?[/quote]

No, you’re out of my weight class.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

I’ll do it for you.[/quote]

Monsters of Mayhem… Lets do this… but be gentle alright? Not like last time.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

I don’t know, that might make it easier. I say go for it.

^Listen Mr. Melvin Smiley, I don’t know what you are up to, but I think it’s time for you to step off.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

Agreed men shouldn’t beat the shit outta women. But when all else fails and you need to get your point across is there really any harm in shaking the shit outta them?? No… then handle it!

This thread took a detour lol.

[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

I don’t know, that might make it easier. I say go for it.[/quote]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for hitting women, but I always end up grabbing some titty by accident and then I just feel bad.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Print if you weren’t a woman I swear I’d beat the shit outta you.[/quote]

Agreed men shouldn’t beat the shit outta women. But when all else fails and you need to get your point across is there really any harm in shaking the shit outta them?? No… then handle it!

[/quote]

rihanna should of made chris brown his sammich.

<----------- Only if you hit her like that

when i first joined there was a guy named McMuscles that posted about recovering from alcoholism and now “only drinks on weekends”.

also he was addicted to weed.