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T-Nation Rap

I was sitting in my armchair just lookin’ at T-Nation,
When suddenly doth appear a thread on epilation.

It didn’t surpise me at all that the instigator is male,
As usual on this forum, everyone just had to yell FAIL.

Within several posts it was clear who was gay and who was not,
Then there is LiveFromThe281 who was definitely smoking pot.

It’s impossible to like women with muscle exclaimed a boy,
This comment wasn’t great for his online rep it did destroy.

The T-Vixens and their admirers came out in force,
How dare he say that here! That’s crazy ofcourse!

Professor X did not in this thread participate,
Matters of such triviality are not his piece of cake.

But Headhunter and BigBoss joined in with jubilation,
Both believe that society requires reorganization.

Sen Say would never miss a chance to shine,
Sheer comic genius he does pack in a single line.

I’m now bored of producing this rap.
The aim is that you will write back.

I’m amazingly tired right now
but I would still like to inquire how
swissrugby67
managed to concoct this peice of heaven
laced with appreciation for his brethren
of the great T-Nation
where we lavash damnation
on the lazy fucks who sit amuck their cheetos and cardio bimbos
waiting for the next atkins
to remove their proverbial fat foreskins

You guys need to get out more…

ps: Joaquin Phoenix isn’t someone you should try to emulate

[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys need to get out more…

ps: Joaquin Phoenix isn’t someone you should try to emulate[/quote]

I will not take advice from you polo77j,
Leave me be and go eat pancakes… OK?

[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys need to get out more…

ps: Joaquin Phoenix isn’t someone you should try to emulate[/quote]

Rhyme or don’t take the time.

Swiss: :stuck_out_tongue:

Oleena:

To me it seems all you do is sob
And I refuse all advice from a snob

So you and your brother go steal some cash
before I break my foot off in yo’ ass

(ok, pretty poor attempt i admit, but ho well)

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Swiss: :stuck_out_tongue:

Oleena:

To me it seems all you do is sob
And I refuse all advice from a snob

So you and your brother go steal some cash
before I break my foot off in yo’ ass

(ok, pretty poor attempt i admit, but ho well)[/quote]

I thought it was pretty damn good,
It is clear to me you lived in da hood.

I’m Michael twenty-five o’seven
And I’m more than you can handle
When I hit the weights
I rip the bar like a vandal
My rhymes flow like Drivethru’s neck
And dwarf the Watergate scandal
Watch me flex my abs
I light girlie’s eyes like a candle
One day I’ll suplex Fedor
Like the man called Randle
Guess my body fat brah
I’m holding up a sandal

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
I’m Michael twenty-five o’seven
And I’m more than you can handle
When I hit the weights
I rip the bar like a vandal
My rhymes flow like Drivethru’s neck
And dwarf the Watergate scandal
Watch me flex my abs
I light girlie’s eyes like a candle
One day I’ll suplex Fedor
Like the man called Randle
Guess my body fat brah
I’m holding up a sandal[/quote]

Win!

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
I’m Michael twenty-five o’seven
And I’m more than you can handle
When I hit the weights
I rip the bar like a vandal
My rhymes flow like Drivethru’s neck
And dwarf the Watergate scandal
Watch me flex my abs
I light girlie’s eyes like a candle
One day I’ll suplex Fedor
Like the man called Randle
Guess my body fat brah
I’m holding up a sandal[/quote]

Awesome.

Where, oh where can I begin,
In a thread so full of win,
On a forum full of nut-huggery
And a fair share of e-thuggery,
Where Headhunter raves 'bout buggery
And others rail 'gainst daily drudgery,
Where Live often plays the fool,
And SpartanX thinks he’s cool,
Where Prof X and Cephalic Carnage
Yell at newbs from their lofty vantage,
Where misunderstandings at first very small,
Grow to fiascos of text - twenty pages in all,
Where PMPM keeps everyone’s balls in a jar,
And everyone says it’s catabolic to go to the bar,
Here, where Push is our resident swinger,
And Varqanir our resident thinker,
Where Wolbarret’s avatars are quite funny,
And Sen has a jelqing/paypal scheme to make money.
Biotest has given us a website on which,
We can yell, berate, moan and bitch,
With a bodybuilding forum full of teenage trolls,
And the SAMA forum to talk about girls holes,
An RMP full of skinny hardgainers,
And the PWI full of complainers.
Get a Life might be my favorite forum,
But everyone here says I bore them.

So, Swissrugby, thanks for this chance to rhyme,
I have no more to say; I’m all out of time.

Wack poems…

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
I’m Michael twenty-five o’seven
And I’m more than you can handle
When I hit the weights
I rip the bar like a vandal
My rhymes flow like Drivethru’s neck
And dwarf the Watergate scandal
Watch me flex my abs
I light girlie’s eyes like a candle
One day I’ll suplex Fedor
Like the man called Randle
Guess my body fat brah
I’m holding up a sandal[/quote]

NICE!

[quote]ctschneider wrote:
Where, oh where can I begin,
In a thread so full of win,
On a forum full of nut-huggery
And a fair share of e-thuggery,
Where Headhunter raves 'bout buggery
And others rail 'gainst daily drudgery,
Where Live often plays the fool,
And SpartanX thinks he’s cool,
Where Prof X and Cephalic Carnage
Yell at newbs from their lofty vantage,
Where misunderstandings at first very small,
Grow to fiascos of text - twenty pages in all,
Where PMPM keeps everyone’s balls in a jar,
And everyone says it’s catabolic to go to the bar,
Here, where Push is our resident swinger,
And Varqanir our resident thinker,
Where Wolbarret’s avatars are quite funny,
And Sen has a jelqing/paypal scheme to make money.
Biotest has given us a website on which,
We can yell, berate, moan and bitch,
With a bodybuilding forum full of teenage old trolls,
And the SAMA forum to talk about girls holes,
An RMP full of skinny hardgainers,
And the PWI full of complainers.
Get a Life might be my favorite forum,
But everyone here says I bore them.

So, Swissrugby, thanks for this chance to rhyme,
I have no more to say; I’m out of time.
[/quote]

10 out of 10

Saw this thread and thought i’d slip in
rap is my thang, its my time to win
working out daily throwing fat in the waste bin
stop the fat era, the end, le fin
chill at a lake with a boat and a saddle
get some cardio, have a run
ride on a leather horseback saddle
straddle across the world
meet T-Nation brothers and sisters
their calloused hands and bleading blisters
trying to reach just one final goal
to gain muscle, but here comes a troll
been hiding and learning for ages now
the teenage prankster comes out of its hole
you cry, TC TC WE NEED SOME PATROL
GET THESE BLOODY DORKS IN CONTROL
but to no avail
everything you tried will fail
because TC is with push
sharing some tail
they say no homo so their balls dont touch
as long as they’re on opposite ends of this dutch
prof x is still building some mass
doing his squats, ass to grass
everything a newbie comes he starts to harrass
but he means no harm, until he passes some gas :expressionless:
renton is the local pedophile
but he doesnt even stay for a while :frowning:
comes and goes all the time
but his company is worthwhile
im still hoping for muscular stability
dont wanna take roids i wanna keep my fertillity
even when i get big i’ll keep my humility
i’ll keep my credibility
stay on this forum
keep my visibility
so i can stay slim

later, i will see you
au revoir, good bye, i bid you aideu.

[quote]ctschneider wrote:
Where, oh where can I begin,
In a thread so full of win,
On a forum full of nut-huggery
And a fair share of e-thuggery,
Where Headhunter raves 'bout buggery
And others rail 'gainst daily drudgery,
Where Live often plays the fool,
And SpartanX thinks he’s cool,
Where Prof X and Cephalic Carnage
Yell at newbs from their lofty vantage,
Where misunderstandings at first very small,
Grow to fiascos of text - twenty pages in all,
Where PMPM keeps everyone’s balls in a jar,
And everyone says it’s catabolic to go to the bar,
Here, where Push is our resident swinger,
And Varqanir our resident thinker,
Where Wolbarret’s avatars are quite funny,
And Sen has a jelqing/paypal scheme to make money.
Biotest has given us a website on which,
We can yell, berate, moan and bitch,
With a bodybuilding forum full of teenage trolls,
And the SAMA forum to talk about girls holes,
An RMP full of skinny hardgainers,
And the PWI full of complainers.
Get a Life might be my favorite forum,
But everyone here says I bore them.

So, Swissrugby, thanks for this chance to rhyme,
I have no more to say; I’m all out of time.
[/quote]

The name C T Schneider
Is one to remember.
Crawls the Web like a spider
With a brain that is limber.
Must be an insider,
No ordin’ry member
Could learn so much about us
Since just last December.

you disagree with me then you’re a whack ass liar
I’ll buy a gas lighter and light your fuckin ass on fire

By no means am I vet,
but please o please dont doubt me yet.
My ryhmes the real deal, haters be revealed
When it comes to throwin weight,
im pumping heavy ass steel.
Enough with the weak ryhmes its my time to shine…way down south’s where I recline.
I cant stop, wont stop and do it for real, all this typing dont do nothin but concile, cus the fact of the matter is this my friends… we’re all typing out raps with umlimited mins.

dude i dont even smoke weed

yo yo
I’m just a Mexican eatin’ tacos’n’beans
on T-Nation laughin splittin my spleen
I used to be about Chad and TBT until
Enlightenment by Prof X and the T-Cell
and everyone else who lifts and looks swell

now the remainders a bit off topic
it’s more out of boredom so dont knock it

Back in the day I used to mow lawns
puff on blunts until they were gone
yet now
thanks to T-Nation I enjoy lifting
Eating heavy
I pushharder I work for something
like them swiss cats playing rugby
I sport polo77j’s maccin lolitas style of Oleena
haters I see ya
fuckin wit michael2507 and me it will cost ya
cause we pimps ridin’ donkeys through Austria
RSGZ would rock a fellah like jay z all day
cause he’s
from england and represents like Chef Ramsay

JGerman callin shit wack wit no rap cred
Might as well put on a turban
The way your terrorizing this rap thread

like bloobirds olympic lifting star
it takes a lot of power to get far
yet we all also wish
we could bang that chic in ahzaz avatar

yet like varqanir we should all strive for big guns
big ones that would make LiveFromThe781 say damn son

I’m spitting and giving a message that sirens
Says keep moving them weights like TexasIron

home to belligerent trolls of many roles
and hard gainers with no goals
praising
the it’s not possible to get big anthem
Yet see big guys and just turn them phantoms

ya I know shit was random
yet it was all good fun
so T-Nation you go and have a good one…