I was sitting in my armchair just lookin’ at T-Nation,
When suddenly doth appear a thread on epilation.
It didn’t surpise me at all that the instigator is male,
As usual on this forum, everyone just had to yell FAIL.
Within several posts it was clear who was gay and who was not,
Then there is LiveFromThe281 who was definitely smoking pot.
It’s impossible to like women with muscle exclaimed a boy,
This comment wasn’t great for his online rep it did destroy.
The T-Vixens and their admirers came out in force,
How dare he say that here! That’s crazy ofcourse!
Professor X did not in this thread participate,
Matters of such triviality are not his piece of cake.
But Headhunter and BigBoss joined in with jubilation,
Both believe that society requires reorganization.
Sen Say would never miss a chance to shine,
Sheer comic genius he does pack in a single line.
I’m now bored of producing this rap.
The aim is that you will write back.