Oh, before I do that, I track every single thing that Professor X does with my Ooginator 3000… Here’s a sample day from my readouts…I just installed GPS on this thing so it’s sweet!
1 post on T-Nation
2 eat
3 post on T-Nation
4 eat
5 post on T-Nation
6 go to the gym and post on T-Nation at the same time (brings the laptop)
eat
7 post on T-Nation
8 oh, and then wheel into the office and take care of patients while posting on T-Nation and eating.
One patient suffering from pink eye was mistakenly given his advice to a skinny kid who wants to be cut. So the patient is home with a eye full of pus, eating 10,000 calories and some skinny kid in Michigan is putting drops in his eyes, and flexing in a mirror, cursing X and his rememdy.
9 rides his motorcycle home with hot secretary who types for him on T-Nation and gives blowjob at the same time.
10 eat
11 doorbell rings and skinny Fed Ex guy comes to the door with a computer (X has one in each room in the house so always has access to T-Nation). X lectures him on bulking, while posting on T-Nation, fucking hot secretary, and eating.
12 Finish up the day with a strong finish of posting on T-Nation, fucks 4 hot women at the same time while eating a pizza, and then sleeps for two hours.
I hadn’t read the one about the dude who broke his wife though,the premise was pretty good but he didn’t really deliver on the potential for that thread to be golden.
“I heard Bas Rutten once got caught in a dark alley in the Ukraine one night as a bouncer and single-handedly fought off 3 packs of wolves, 2 grizzly bears and the Manbearpig”
I was thinking about this guy but couldn’t remember his name.
I think they deleted Al Shade’s 0.9 banana thread because I have though of every conceivable way to search it, and there is just nothing there.
Did you try going through his posts. I have no clue as to what the thread is called or I would have done it already.[/quote]
It was called “By Popular Request” and posted in the Physique and Performance forum. The thread was deleted mid-flamewar for some unknown reason. One of the unsolved mysteries of our day and age…
“I heard weighted chains were great for developing your lats. Well, I have these heavyass chains on the floor of my garage, and they aren’t doing anything for my lats right now. Do I need to mix them into my PWO shake?”
[quote]Jillybop wrote:
One of my favorites was the apologize thread where TAChick went completely bonkers. I don’t remember enough to search it, though.
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Oh crap…she was the poster child for psycho-bitch.
That’s a solid thread. I would also recommend the “Go Heavy Fool” thread started by Petedacook, if for no other reason than GHF logging back in under a different user name to give himself one of the most awesomely hilarious compliments I’ve witnessed on this board:
[quote]Jillybop wrote:
One of my favorites was the apologize thread where TAChick went completely bonkers. I don’t remember enough to search it, though.
