Lets go ahead and make up the menu of a T-Nation Restaurant . That would be THE SHIT if one of these actually got built. The menu will, of course, be broken into P+F of P+C meals. This is a SHORT starter.
Drinks : Diet Coke, Roobtbeer, and Sprite for all you glutons, and 5 flavors of Grow! and Surge for everyone else. Water will be served in a 64 Oz glass.
Appetizers :
Chicken Breasts (P+F)
Your favorite! Lean Protein cut in strips and served with a side of celery.
Hand full O’ Nuts (P+F)
Cup of mixed nuts… What were you expecting?
Main Meals :
-Chicken Salad (P+C)
2 whole chicken breats served atop romaine lettuce. Topped with corn, black beans, mushrooms, and tomatoes. Served with a Baked pototoe (no butter or sour cream either, fat ass)
Deserts :
Grow! Pudding
Man it up and eat some of this thick Grow! conconction… You might be a “health nut” if you order this.
Shake o’ Nuts (P+F)
Delicious, ice-cold shake with Low Carb Chocolate Grow!, crunchy peanut butter (no sugar added!), pecans and flaxseed all blended into one healthy mother of a drink. If you can take some lactose, then make it creamier by ordering it with 1% milk.
what would the atmosphere be like? A place like this would do great in Vegas…I can just see it now…pics of Arnold, Lou, Lee…all of the greats on the walls…Waitresses dressed in nothing but a T-Nation shirt and g-strings…oversized tables…weights in the urinals…I think I’d live there.
I think that if you’re going to have a place centered on Testosterone, you’d need to have some FUCKING RED MEAT on the menu for god sakes! Howabout a 64 ounce steak with some grilled vegies and a big spinach salad.
The appetizer will be a cap of Spike to help you keep your focus while workin on that steak, and a drink would be something along the lines of a half gallon of iced green tea.
As for a dessert… well… if you eat that steak you don’t need no stinking dessert!
That’ll be the day!