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T-Nation Baseball Week 4

The standings at the end of Week 3:

1 Fighting Amish ------------50-12-10
2 Flying Monkeys ------------45-21-6
3 Thunderbirds ------------- 41-22-9
4 N.Y. Knights --------------38-21-13
5 Shoshone Arrowheads -------41-26-5
6 Montreal Ex-expos ---------40-26-6
7 Battlin’ Barristers -------34-32-6
8 ISWEARITSFLAXSEEDOIL ------31-29-12
9 Vroom’s Sluggers ----------31-29-12
10 Texas Bobcats -------------33-32-7
11 Demolition ----------------33-33-6
12 Flawless Cowboys ----------30-31-11
13 Slimjim’s Islanders -------30-31-11
14 62’ Vette -----------------29-35-8
15 Boonville What! -----------27-40-5
16 P&W Screaming Eagles ------25-45-2
17 T-Ball --------------------22-42-8
18 Jon’s Jehovahs ------------20-42-10
19 The Bowlturners ---------- 19-42-11
20 Tecumseh Tornados ---------19-47-6

you must be busy, no nasty remarks about my drop in the standings…and this week I get to play the best team?

Movin’ on up; let’s go Metties.

I’m going to get slaughtered this week. There are like 2 games where I have 3 guys playing on offense. Just 3 batters on offense. How in the hell am I supposed to put up any numbers when 2/3 of my team are off fishing?

I actually have a lead for once. Who woulda thunk it?

Oooh, RJ… that is not good times for you. You might want to cycle in some bench players or something in that case.

Kuz

That is including the bench.

Both of you clowns who’re trying to get me to trade Hideki Matsui for crappy players:

Offer me something better than:

Pat Burrell who is having the best hot streak of his career.
-or-
Maglio Ordonez who is injured and not nearly as consistent as Mastui.

If I’m going to give up my most consistent hitter and the #5 hitter in the Yankees lineup, it will have to be for something better than possiblities. I might consider taking a chance on Bonds if he is traded in addition to a bottom tier outfielder if I’m feeling lucky, otherwise make an offer that makes sense to both of us.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
Both of you clowns who’re trying to get me to trade Hideki Matsui for crappy players:

Offer me something better than:

Pat Burrell who is having the best hot streak of his career.
-or-
Maglio Ordonez who is injured and not nearly as consistent as Mastui.

If I’m going to give up my most consistent hitter and the #5 hitter in the Yankees lineup, it will have to be for something better than possiblities. I might consider taking a chance on Bonds if he is traded in addition to a bottom tier outfielder if I’m feeling lucky, otherwise make an offer that makes sense to both of us.[/quote]

I guess it doesn’t hurt to ask, but I’d think Matsui would be one of the untouchables.
He’s just too damn good!

I only have 2 hitters playing today. That’s it - everyone else has decided to stay home and play yatzee.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
I only have 2 hitters playing today. That’s it - everyone else has decided to stay home and play yatzee.[/quote]

they’re all busy homebrewing.

Yahtzee is a good game, RJ. Keep that in mind before you merciless bash your players…

[quote]Kuz wrote:
Yahtzee is a good game, RJ. Keep that in mind before you merciless bash your players…[/quote]

he’s been grumpy ever since his wife tried to poison him.

This week SUCKS!

F*ckin’ A-Rod has an All World day!
Schilling back on the DL
Brian Roberts went 0 for the week

[quote]LA wrote:
This week SUCKS!

F*ckin’ A-Rod has an All World day!
Schilling back on the DL
Brian Roberts went 0 for the week
[/quote]

I hate a rod.
he’s such a bitch.

Sucks to suck doesn’t it?