Thanks to those who answered seriously. I think I will print off the journal articles.
IWith regards to location, I am actually working in New Brunswick for the summer at a hospital.
I was completely horrified in the package store (liquor store for those of you outside of the New England area) last night where they had this big in-store display for… get this… a soy-based vodka called 3 Vodka. They were touting it for it being low carb (and claiming it received flawless scores on taste). Scary stuff.