any submissions for a t-man code-kinda like a guide for making decisions? like the warriors code, but even more manly
like quotes, songs, stealing girlfriends, shit like that
everyone put somethin
t-man code Rule #1: I will not rely on others to provide a detailed ethical code that covers every possible situation, such that I remove all responsibity for thinking myself.
Rule # 2 : Even if you learn how to give yourself a hummer you still need to leave the house to buy eggs.
MBE: “Code red! All systems GROW! Whooo…Cue sirens…since 0066.”
Rule No.3
No matter how good it feels you must always try to balance the size of BOTH forearms.
Rule #4…
If you can indeed learn the skill as mentioned in rule #2, find someone who delivers.
CPK: “Laughing at Monkeyboys shit since last Thursday”
Rule #5: Plugging the toilet at your girlfriend’s parent’s home is never a good way to make an impression.
Rule Number 6: Thou shalt not misspell.
Bryan:
Holy crap, dude! I did that once too! It ruled. Oh no, wait; it was the most humiliating thing that ever happened to me.
Here are three simple rules that every T-man should live by.
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Don’t touch another man’s girlfriend/wife.
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Don’t touch another man’s food.
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Don’t touch another man’s car.
To add a 4th one to Nate Dogg’s list
- Never touch another man’s money.
Don’t scream at the gym unless the weight you’re moving is over twice your own body weight or you just blew out a quad, hamstring, tricep, ACL, eyeball in a traumatic fashion. Stay Safe everybody.
Brad
Never touch me, either. You don’t know where I’ve been and I bite.
MBE: “Tetanacious. Sincr 1011.”
Rule # 5 It’s ok to talk about the size of your shit with anybody, especially if you have just had a hip-splitter.
If you’re deaf, never masturbate at work in the second stall on the right every Thursday at 10 am, thinking that no one can hear you. We ALL can and do.
fyi - i learned in sex class that the ratio of men who can practice auto fellatio is 1/1000.
not all girls are good enough to bring you lasagna at work, most of em just cheat on ya
-kevin smith
Brad, where’d you find that picture? That’s simultaneously the best and worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Brad,
When I first saw the pic, I was just looking at the helpers and how the bar was on the guys neck. Then I saw the white material on his leg pointing against the floor. It took me a second to realize it was the top of his sock and not his knee brace.
At least the knee brace appears to have done its job.
rule # ?
dont gimme no shit about your hardcore workouts untill you’ve done ct’s ovt leg day.
dcb - you were lied to in your sex ed class. There is no way an auto-fellating man would take time to participate in a survey to find out how many men can perform such a maneuver. The 1 guy out of a thousand who said they could, lied.