T - Haiku

lend me your tittie,
firm like jello,
for a target on my moneyshot.

HolyMacaroni Planet Fitness Fail
Male Male Female
But Only Male Male Male

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
HolyMacaroni Planet Fitness Fail
Male Male Female
But Only Male Male Male

[/quote]

damn you for that one
Caused lunch to fly from my mouth
desk is fucking mess

how do i look, guys?
does this shoe make me look fat?
i am a douche bag

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
HolyMacaroni Planet Fitness Fail
Male Male Female
But Only Male Male Male

[/quote]

damn you for that one
Caused lunch to fly from my mouth
desk is fucking mess[/quote]

LOL glad I could help :slight_smile:

Dance, would you like
Not with you!
Fat ass I said not dance

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
how do i look, guys?
does this shoe make me look fat?
i am a douche bag[/quote]

Low body fat has
no use unless you can rip
stop signs from the ground

I’m so damn proud
To have inspired a new thread
Make me a sandwich

once, I broke my wife
I pounded her vagina
she bled and was broke

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
HolyMacaroni Planet Fitness Fail
Male Male Female
But Only Male Male Male

[/quote]

Post like these make me
Laugh my ass off every day -
God bless T-Nation!

dump in frying pan
burns stinky on the stove top
that will teach the bitch

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
once, I broke my wife
I pounded her vagina
she bled and was broke[/quote]

Tie her hands real tight
Put it in her butt instead
Vagina heals fast

monkeyboy eric
really missed in this type thread
going back old school

Rainjack would bitch
Then sing National Anthem
And do my taxes

T-Nation - dying
Members lost, not forgotten
A_K, Kuz, Nate, missed

Rainjack I recall
~karma~ also, and cupcake.
much laughing has past.

Much laughing to come
with newer younger crop of
members. Boobs are good.

Oh Man, that ~Karma~
Fine smart sexy adorable
Nikkiknockers too

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
HolyMacaroni Planet Fitness Fail
Male Male Female
But Only Male Male Male

[/quote]

damn you for that one
Caused lunch to fly from my mouth
desk is fucking mess[/quote]

LOL glad I could help :slight_smile:
[/quote]

Oh man you douschebag
this thread is for just haikus
you just had to stray

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
T-Nation - dying
Members lost, not forgotten
A_K, Kuz, Nate, missed[/quote]

Where is dollabill?
has not been mentioned on list
his posts were funny