“Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML”
Better than having it throw a mittfull of shit at you…always a bright side
They have a drive through safari near here that my family went to years ago and the baboons and monkeys destroy cars trim, wipers, anything they can get a hold off…and pulling their pud on your hood lol.