[quote]Arms Afire wrote:
There is only one supplement that can ensure gaining weight: food.
Lots of it throughout the day.
If your friend only wants to gain fat, they should follow the “obese warrior diet” like 25-40% of the population.
Donuts, fast food, pizza and subs, cola, bags and bags of chips, lots of empty calories. Follow that with hours of playing videogames or watching TV, and get a job where you don’t have to move around and burn up those precious calories.
Whatever you do, don’t waddle a couple miles to a sub shop twice a day to eat - your progress will stop and possibly reverse! Make sure to drive and park as close as you can. Get extra cheese and meat and mayo, hold most of the veggies, and no diet cola.
“Man-titties” usually come with such weight gain but can be negated with an apparatus called a “mansierre” or a “bro”.[/quote]