I realize that there are tens of thousands of appropriate selections for Strong Words, and thousands of humorous Simpsons quotes, but I feel the need to suggest these, since they are from the only Simpsons episode devoted to fitness:
Here’s a headline for you–man eats Powersauce bars, becomes world’s
greatest mountain climber.
Neil [His partner]:
It’s believable, that’s what I like about it!
Brad: Wake up Homer, those Powersauce bars are just junk! They’re made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!
Homer: Hey! Deng Xiaoping died!
[Homer is jogging. He sees an “All-Night Gym”.]
Homer: “Gyme”? What’s a gyme?
He wonders what a “gyme” is, so he goes inside.
Homer: Oh, RIGHT, a GYME
[Homer starts using a lat pulldown machine, but he uses it the wrong way. He lies in such a way that every time he drops the weight it hits him on the head.]
Homer: Phew, my head’s gonna be sore in the morning!
Rainier Wolfcastle: Excuse me, you’re doing this station all backwards. Let
me show you how to do it like a man.
Homer: Rainier Wolfcastle! Oh, I love your movies and your Powersauce bars and your taught, rippling…
Rainier Wolfcastle: Hey, hey, that’s enough. Now step over to the Abdominator and I will shout slogans at you.