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Stupidest Things You've Been Asked...

[quote]maryjane wrote:
I’m from the South—#1 Question asked…

DO you ride a boat to school/work?

others include…

Do you have a pet alligator?

Do you have airconditioning?

Are your bathrooms inside?

How many shot guns does your father own?

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I’m actually quite disappointed that you don’t have a pet alligator… :frowning:

Is it in yet?
And let me tell that bitch died !

I mean its huge I swear it is!

[quote]1-packlondoner wrote:
maryjane wrote:
I’m from the South—#1 Question asked…

DO you ride a boat to school/work?

others include…

Do you have a pet alligator?

Do you have airconditioning?

Are your bathrooms inside?

How many shot guns does your father own?

I’m actually quite disappointed that you don’t have a pet alligator… :frowning:
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but i do have two pet turtles!

[quote]maryjane wrote:

but i do have two pet turtles![/quote]

Almost as good. I’ll let you off :wink:

There are too many of them to mention…really.

Tire go flat?

…no, the other three just swelled right up on me.

Might not go down to well on a US site but…

When I tell an American that Im Irish and they say ‘Oh my great grandfather was from Ireland, maybe you knew him.’

Countrys not that small!!

Yall aint got nothing on me. I am from Peshawar , Pakistan ( its on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan). 7 years in california.

Fucking forget about name pronouncation.

Heres the winners.

Why do you guys have dots on your heads? Ahem thats india.

Do you guys ride camels?

Do you have schools?

Do you have cars?

Do you guys have planes?

Hmm so no we dont have planes my dad put me on a camel 15 years ago and I arrived in time for fall of 96 , my dad hunts and my mom cooks.

Best for last.

Oh Pakistan thats next to Alaska right ?

-Are those those implant things?

-Are you breastfeeding? (To avert the conversation about my breast size, I lied and said, “yes”) How old is your baby?

Oh yes…“Have you ever visited the United States?” (Hawaii is one of the US states).

[quote]azsdaha wrote:
Yall aint got nothing on me. I am from Peshawar , Pakistan ( its on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan). 7 years in california.

Fucking forget about name pronouncation.

Heres the winners.

Why do you guys have dots on your heads? Ahem thats india.

Do you guys ride camels?

Do you have schools?

Do you have cars?

Do you guys have planes?

Hmm so no we dont have planes my dad put me on a camel 15 years ago and I arrived in time for fall of 96 , my dad hunts and my mom cooks.

Best for last.

Oh Pakistan thats next to Alaska right ?
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Unbelieveable… lol

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
-Are those those implant things?

-Are you breastfeeding? (To avert the conversation about my breast size, I lied and said, “yes”) How old is your baby?[/quote]

How could someone even ask that? Outrageous… But very funny.

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Oh yes…“Have you ever visited the United States?” (Hawaii is one of the US states).

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Please tell me that was an American that asked that.

[quote]maryjane wrote:
I’m from the South—#1 Question asked…

DO you ride a boat to school/work?

others include…

Do you have a pet alligator?

Do you have airconditioning?

Are your bathrooms inside?

How many shot guns does your father own?

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Living in Oklahoma, I get similar stuff.

Where are all the Indians and thier Tee-Pees?

A: Oh, they own all the Casinos.

I love it!

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Oh yes…“Have you ever visited the United States?” (Hawaii is one of the US states).

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[quote]Irish Daza wrote:
About 25yrs ago went from Belfast south of the border for a family funeral and was asked by a relative “Did you have trouble getting out?”[/quote]

Ive had that one too!!

[quote]1-packlondoner wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
Oh yes…“Have you ever visited the United States?” (Hawaii is one of the US states).

Please tell me that was an American that asked that.[/quote]

Tell me it was a Hawaiian (sp?) that said it!!

[quote]comedypedro wrote:
Might not go down to well on a US site but…

When I tell an American that Im Irish and they say ‘Oh my great grandfather was from Ireland, maybe you knew him.’

Countrys not that small!!

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They do the same for Texas and the entire military.

“Do you lift weights?”
“No, I woke up this morning to find I had been stung by bees.”

It was an Tourist from the continental U.S.

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
It was an Tourist from the continental U.S.[/quote]

yeah i bet you showed him your boobs though…

:o(