I salute you Capt. Dumb Shit!
Welcome to the ranks of physiquesless wanders getting in my way at the gym hogging the Bench Press stations and Curl Bars as that is all most of you idiots use.
Keep going the way you are going and we can send you a Bon Voyage party on your way to shriveled testicles and back acne.
Am I being harsh abso-fucking -lutely! so get over it numbnutz.
People got to start telling it like it is or another set of parents will be burying their dumb ass kid for trying to be one of the big boys.
If you would have come here simply asking about it then fine we all dreamed of the magic pill when we were young but if you are plain stupid enough to have dived in head first then you deserve everything i'm saying.
Just like every othet pimply after school bench press club member you will without a doubt.
- Not eat properly
- Not sleep enough
- Not train heavy or basic enough
- Pose in the mirror
- wear thos absurdly long shorts
- get pissed off and challenge someone to a fight.
- hit your girlfreind
- punish your liver with alcohol on top of all the juice you are taking
- start cutting in a few months yeah a cycle or two and you are surely ready for the Nationals.
Well I could go on but whats the use you know everything right?
You know how to get your nutz back working after they shut down from your whacked out cycle right?
You make enough money to have new sterile needles and additional pharmaceuticals to complete a cycle and post cycle right?
You make enough money to eat the massive amount of clean calories to facilitate the growth right?
You have enough money to get the blood tests and liver enzymes done right?
You have a phycian that is working with you monotoring all this stuff right?
You have your excuse lined up for your girlfriend/boyfriend why you can't get your dick hard right?
You can explain the acne?
The stunted growth and blood filled cysts, right?
What about the questioning from the ER doc and the detectives he calls when he asks you where you got the shit that caused the massive abcess in your ass that may cost you your leg, right?
Starting to get the picture?
Probably not but if you are 18 and if you haven't permanantly done anything to your self tell the dealer to fuck off.
Start eating, sleeping training Big you natural hormone production onece its back on line will give you more than you imagine.