Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

nice study! ok who here goes to North Carolina State University? i wonder if you can get a script written for this?

Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

“I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women.”

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

“Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. “Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”

The study is reported in Friday’s Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or “play down” these findings.

“This will hopefully change women’s practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases,” Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

“There’s definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages,” he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

“The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio,” Shafteer said. “It’s a cause, not THE cause.”

HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Nice one.

link to study
http://hob.allens.com/cnn/

Too bad it’s fake shit.

B.J. Sooner, Dr. Inserta Shafteer … who’s next? Ivana Humpalot? (Insert any Austin Powers similar name here)?

Nice try. LOL

LOL!

I was like “Sweet, gotta send this too my wife”. I’ll just change the Doctor’s names to less obvious fabrications.

Yeah, well, this “hob.allens.co” or whatever is what gets my attention.

Its not real. Just a very good replica of CNN’s website.

Simply search for “fellatio” on CNN. Get nothin.

Also, go ahead and click “Home page” from the link mdog sent.

takes you to that hobs.allen page or whatever, REDIRECTS YOU to the infamous goatse.cx…thank God I closed my freakin browser.

sigh this fake was good, my hopes got up, now they’re are dashed

Someone already posted a thread about this a couple weeks ago…

newdamage
lmao. that will teach you.lol
unfortunatley i didn’t close my browser in time.

I sent it to my wife anyway. What the hell. She got a laugh out of it. I don’t know if the blow jobs since have been extras or would have come around anyway.

pumps fist Damn you!

Seeing the words “goatse.cx” is enough to conjure memories of the previous time I saw it!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

Girls who dn’t perform fellatio?

I didn’t know they exist.

if they do, I sure as hell don’t know …them.

goatse.cx

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooads;lkjfasdflkjafd/m

oh they do exist, some do it till you marry them then they say no more.

Corollary: Never get married. :0) At least legally (and what could be interpreted in the same way) eheheeheh.

I don’t understand the logic there.

Woman before (without) mariage = Some blowjobs

Woman + mariage = No blowjobs anymore.

Solution: Take marriage out of the equation.

That’s hilarious!

Newsflash:
Some women actually enjoy it. And marriage wouldn’t prevent it from continuing.
Then again…reciprocation is always a bonus too! :wink:

SB: Correct me if I am wrong, but women don’t like the act by itself but they truly get off the reaction their partners give them.

Well…it’s not likely that a woman will “get off” from doing it. That said…they can still fully enjoy it. And of course…the partners reaction is key.
I guess it’s the same as a man going down on a woman…some guys love it. Some guys don’t.
All I was saying is that some women truly enjoy giving head…regardless of orgasm.