Student Attacks Hell's Angels with Puppy

Best lede ever.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Students_bizarre_attack_on_Hells_Angels

That has got to be one of the weirdest fkn things I’ve ever read on the news! I guess if you’re debating on going coocoo it’s better to go completely bat shit crazy when attacking a powerful gang like hells angels.

Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.

He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.

Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?

Win.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.

He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.

Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?[/quote]

Hilarious!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.

He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.

Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?[/quote]

Hilarious![/quote]

x2

LMFAO!

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.

He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.

Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?[/quote]
I loled.

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Best lede ever.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Students_bizarre_attack_on_Hells_Angels[/quote]

Your my hero for posting this. Best post I’ve seen in a while. Puppy, no pants, bull dozer? FUCK! Its Amazing!

if you’re steal a getaway ride, make sure it goes faster than you can walk.

That site has some weird shit on it! Like this one:

“Man’s penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder”

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder

even better

“Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding”

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/830794-man-forced-to-marry-cow-faints-at-wedding

and it has nothing to do with the thread about sex with fat people

^ what a waste of good hamburger meat…

In the words of the late Rick James: “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

[quote]Rocky2 wrote:

Win.
[/quote]

X2

I could spend a whole day attempting to create a story that competed with that one and I wouldn’t even come close.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20360943

PWNED!

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20360943

PWNED![/quote]

which one, the cop or the girl?

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20360943

PWNED![/quote]

which one, the cop or the girl?[/quote]

Both? The ridiculous part is that the officer was questioning one of the girls for j-walking. Seriously, how does a questioning session for j-walking go?

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20360943

PWNED![/quote]

which one, the cop or the girl?[/quote]

Both? The ridiculous part is that the officer was questioning one of the girls for j-walking. Seriously, how does a questioning session for j-walking go?[/quote]

What kind of a deranged asshole puts their hands on a police officer for any reason, let alone questioning about jay-walking (if thats even what it was about, I didn’t see that in the vid)?

Not to hijack the thread, cause that article in the OP is the funnniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

fuck yeah