Best lede ever.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Students_bizarre_attack_on_Hells_Angels
That has got to be one of the weirdest fkn things I’ve ever read on the news! I guess if you’re debating on going coocoo it’s better to go completely bat shit crazy when attacking a powerful gang like hells angels.
Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.
He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.
Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?
Win.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.
He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.
Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?[/quote]
Hilarious!
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.
He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.
Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?[/quote]
Hilarious![/quote]
x2
LMFAO!
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Its like one of those weird disjointed collaborative stories where a different person writes each line. Or a mad lib.
He attacks a group of hells angels with a puppy while his pants are down then makes his escape on a bulldozer.
Maybe he was actually acting out a mad lib to see if it was funny in real life?[/quote]
I loled.
[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Best lede ever.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Students_bizarre_attack_on_Hells_Angels[/quote]
Your my hero for posting this. Best post I’ve seen in a while. Puppy, no pants, bull dozer? FUCK! Its Amazing!
if you’re steal a getaway ride, make sure it goes faster than you can walk.
That site has some weird shit on it! Like this one:
“Man’s penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder”
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
even better
“Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding”
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/830794-man-forced-to-marry-cow-faints-at-wedding
and it has nothing to do with the thread about sex with fat people
^ what a waste of good hamburger meat…
In the words of the late Rick James: “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
[quote]Rocky2 wrote:
Win.
[/quote]
X2
I could spend a whole day attempting to create a story that competed with that one and I wouldn’t even come close.
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20360943
PWNED![/quote]
which one, the cop or the girl?
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20360943
PWNED![/quote]
which one, the cop or the girl?[/quote]
Both? The ridiculous part is that the officer was questioning one of the girls for j-walking. Seriously, how does a questioning session for j-walking go?
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/20360943
PWNED![/quote]
which one, the cop or the girl?[/quote]
Both? The ridiculous part is that the officer was questioning one of the girls for j-walking. Seriously, how does a questioning session for j-walking go?[/quote]
What kind of a deranged asshole puts their hands on a police officer for any reason, let alone questioning about jay-walking (if thats even what it was about, I didn’t see that in the vid)?
Not to hijack the thread, cause that article in the OP is the funnniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
fuck yeah