Bench press my bodyweight x 10 : CHECK
Squat my bodyweight x10 : CHECK
DL my bodyweight x10: CHECK
Do 10 full ROM pull ups or chin ups: CHECK
Run 3 miles under 30 minutes: NO WAY.... sprint 100m within 30secs, probably. I hate running anyway.
Bench Press 1.5x your bodyweight: working on that... I hate benching anyway...
Squat 2x your bodyweight: Oh yeah baby...
Deadlift 2x your bodyweight: CHECK
OHP 1x your bodyweight: CHECK
Grow a mustache that is both fierce and majestic: not for another 60 odd years... I've seen ladies in their 80s with impressive beards and moustaches...