[quote]SickDevildog wrote:
My eyes are tearing and my stomach hurts from laughing so much, thanks for all the stories Ladies and Gents.[/quote]
Same here. I think I’ve been cursed. Yesterday I spent almost 2 hours laughing my ass off at the posts on here. Today I was plagued, no joke, by stupid ass people in the gym.
First, some asshole was doing some serious momentum curls in the squat rack. And of course, he had to talk to his “hommie” in between sets. This dipshit proceeded to do a whole workout of momentum curls with serious body English for the whole session.
Also, I observed a woman in the indoor basketball court jogging around the court and kicking a basketball as if it were a soccer ball. She musta been practicing her “fancy footwork.” It was painful to observe this shit.
The foulest, most offensive thing I observed today was an old, fat, really wrinkly guy walk out of the sauna dripping sweat all over the fucking place. He walks over to the drinking fountain (still wearing nothing but trunks) and he bends over to get a mouth full of water. Then he stands up straight, swishes the water in his mouth for ~5 seconds, from and upright standing position, and spits a mouth full of drooly, sweaty, nasty water right back onto the fountain. Not just into the drain part, but onto the whole fucking fountain. Part of it obviously splattered onto the floor and on the wall. Nasty ass shit to see someone do!
One other thing I didn’t see today but I often see that pisses me off is the 18yr old pizza faced kid who hasn’t cut his long, nappy, culy hair in months. He wears I tight t-shirt that says “COLLEGE” on it and he’s always wearing his JV basketball shorts with his high school logo. And this fuckin douche bag always has to sag his shorts to reveal his boxers because chix think he’s HAWT!
What about the average “buffed guy.” You know, the guy that’s about 5’-4" and only does benching and curling. He always wears a “World Gym” shirt and those hideous zubaz pants that maybe were popular in the '80s. Oh yeah, he’s also got a mullet, an '88 Camaro, and smells of cheap-ass cologne. Chances are this guy also has one of those dog food-sized bags of Weight Gainer 5000 in the trunk of his Camaro.