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Strange World: From Burps to Blast Off


Incident #1
-BMI 74…that just means more for you to love

[quote] Teenager Georgia Davis weighs 462 pounds, has type 2 diabetes and can barely walk.

At 5 feet 6 inches tall, the 15-year-old said she eats more than 13,000 calories a day.

In September, Georgia will fly to North Carolina to enroll in Wellspring Academy, a school that specializes in fitness and weight loss. Doctors say if she does not lose weight, she will die.

“It’s like a drug,” Davis said. “Some people choose heroin but I’ve chosen food and it�??s killing me.”

Davis was encouraged to try the program in North Carolina because her doctors believe she is too young for weight-loss medication or gastric bypass surgery.

Davis said she turned to food for comfort after her father died from emphysema.

In an average day, she eats several processed ready-made meals, several sandwiches, peanuts, sausages, chips, chocolate and chunks of cheese �?? washed down with bottles of Coke or milk.

“I can’t even walk more than a few steps without getting out of breath and a few months ago I developed type 2 diabetes,” she said. “When I look in the mirror, I feel sad and go to my bedroom and cry.”[/quote]

Incident #2
-Let’s beat the monkey off your back

Couple Beaten to Death in Bizarre Stop-Smoking Ritual
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,432105,00.html

[quote]A couple from Malaysia was beaten to death Thursday in a bizarre stop-smoking ritual, Agence France-Presse reported.

Police spokesman Ku Chin Wah told the official Bernama news agency that Mohamed Ibrahim Kader Mydin, 47, and his wife Rosina Mydin Pillay, 41, sustained head injuries in a beating intended to cure them of smoking and other illnesses.

The 15-year-old daughter of one of the four relatives who participated in the beating was also attacked and is fighting for her life in a hospital, according to AFP.

Police said that Mohamed Ibrahim asked family to help him kick his smoking habit, and confided in relatives that his wife was suffering from asthma and a liver ailment.

“Following this, a 23-year-old male relative suggested that the couple undergo a ritual which involved all family members joining forces to beat up the couple to rid them of their ailments,” Ku told Bernama.

The couple’s heads were smashed on tables and beaten with crash helmets and brooms.[/quote]

Incident #3
-Cock blocked…in SPAAAAAACE!
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,432143,00.html

Virgin Galactic Turns Down Sex-in-Space Proposal

[quote]GLASGOW, Scotland - The private company planning to take wealthy tourists to the edge of the atmosphere starting in late 2009 or early 2010 has refused a million-dollar proposal to film a sex video while the participants are floating gravity free, the company’s president said.

Will Whitehorn, president of Virgin Galactic, said the offer, from an unidentified party, “was $1 million, up front, for a sex-in-space movie. That was money we had to refuse, I’m afraid.”[/quote]

#1…OMFG…thats sad, disturbing…hurts my back to think about having to lift her onto a stretcher and into an ambulance (had to lift one last night go around 325). I hope the place she’s going to works.

#2. remind me of a Stephen King story, only electroshock therapy and finger removal was used. Let us hope that line of therapy is not used at the placement referenced in #1

#3. Damn the cost, get that film made. The internet needs 0 g porn.

  1. … She gains like 2 pounds a day :expressionless:
  2. Disturbing. Very, very disturbing.
  3. I’d kill to see that movie.

#1. She’s only 15? You could have told me she was 45 in that picture and I would have believed you.

#2. Almost sounds like a Darwin Award.

#3. Shit! I would have enjoyed watching that.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:

#3. Shit! I would have enjoyed watching that.[/quote]

I have the strong feeling that someone is going to…push that through eventually.

#1 Ugh - I can’t even imagine. I am concerned about the “food is my drug” comment. Will “food addiction” now become a disease like alcoholism??

#2 Interesting, my mom is from Malaysia and invariably the news of the weird includes something from Malaysia. Hmmmmm - wonder if I should start drawing conclusions from that?!

3# Must not be creative - can’t even figure out how’d that’d work…

#1 Send her to go work out with Ronnie Coleman from that other thread.

#2 Smoking Kills.

#3 Is it possible to get pregnant in outer space? Couldn’t the stuff just float out after sex?

[quote]nvh95 wrote:

3# Must not be creative - can’t even figure out how’d that’d work…[/quote]

Dude, the effort alone is worth the price of admission. That would be HILARIOUS. Girls Gone Wild would have nothing on Space Vaginas…And Beyond!!

There already is a zero g sex video out there with none other than Sylvia Saint in the “Uranus Experiment”.

Clever title, I know.

Here, lesbians in zero g, MOST DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

http://galleries.aebn.net/index.cfm/genre/uniform/clip/0056/layout/tgp_layout1

[quote]Professor X wrote:
nvh95 wrote:

3# Must not be creative - can’t even figure out how’d that’d work…

Dude, the effort alone is worth the price of admission. That would be HILARIOUS. Girls Gone Wild would have nothing on Space Vaginas…And Beyond!![/quote]

Too true! Imagine Star Trek green slave girl with Capt Kirk moment - what geek wouldn’t just LOVE that.

[quote]orion wrote:
There already is a zero g sex video out there with none other than Sylvia Saint in the “Uranus Experiment”.

Clever title, I know.

Here, lesbians in zero g, MOST DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

http://galleries.aebn.net/index.cfm/genre/uniform/clip/0056/layout/tgp_layout1 [/quote]

How could I forget that!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

#3. Shit! I would have enjoyed watching that.

I have the strong feeling that someone is going to…push that through eventually.[/quote]

I was thinking that they could just do it like normal people and squeeze into the bathroom with a camcorder.

Also, what is this your new newsblog? If so it needs a name, like “Fat News” or something.

Wow real zero g porn :slight_smile: to bad it never came to life.

#1 Someone really ought to tell this kid about these amazing things you can eat called fruits and vegetables.

#2 Quitters, Inc. by Stephen King.

#3 As I quickly scanned the post, I thought the president of Virgin Galactic was Wil Wheaton.

  1. Wow. She’s taking caloric surplus to a new level.

As for space porn, I bet ole PR king Branson has something up his sleeve!

That fat chick needs to learn how to squat.

It won’t solve her problems, but it’ll help.

[quote]dragonmamma wrote:

#3 As I quickly scanned the post, I thought the president of Virgin Galactic was Wil Wheaton.[/quote]

That would have been…awesome.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:

#3 As I quickly scanned the post, I thought the president of Virgin Galactic was Wil Wheaton.

That would have been…awesome.[/quote]

Wil Wheaton I think would have said yes though. I’ve seen pictures of him attending the AVN awards in the past.