Steven Seagal

You know, I really don’t want Gene to be joking about the Chuck Norris Restaurant Massacre. That would just be too funny if it were true!

Seagal:

“When I walk into a room some people see a dog, some people see a cow. I am all of what they see. It is their perception.”

W-T-F?!?

Steven Seagal and Jean Cluade Van Damme need to do a movie together.

If only we could all be as energetic as Steven, I mean, his action… woah.

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[quote]marman wrote:
Steven Seagal and Jean Cluade Van Damme need to do a movie together.[/quote]

I think Steven Seagal and Jason Statham need to do a movie together…one where we get to hear Seagal scream like a girl.

Steven Seagal - ‘Lightning Bolt’ Energy drink.

For those who really don’t like Seagal all you have to wish for is for him to actually try to use Aikido in a real full contact fight where the attacker is not cooperating with him.