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Steroid Bloopers Thread

Ive had this idea for awhile now, basically post the dumbest or funniest shit you’ve seen on the forum without calling out the OP. To make it a little more fun take things out of context too.

  1. “I know how to PCT I just forgot”
  2. “Ya thats what im saying, so how would you inject androgel”
  3. “Instead of looking at tits you’d rather be bowling with your buddy norm”
  4. “VAR only first cycle”
    …More to follow i gotta dig up some old threads to find my favorites

Hahaha! I like it shred good idea, this is one of my favorites

“Well bill Roberts says…”

And

" I did an 8 week winny only cycle and no pct and had great results."

I personally love the short cycle EQ ones.

“Wassup brahs! I’m doin my first cycle real quick before JV wrestlin starts in 4 weeks yo gotta get big! Gonna take Test E and EQ (200/200) 2x a week for 4 weeks then take some Adex for my PCT before my matches. Fuck yeah can’t wait for the bitches to notice me.”

I cant believe I forgot the “bill roberts says so”

Some things that usually make me stop reading a thread

“Im 26% Body-fat”
“I’m 18, been training seriously for four years”
“My friend told me…”

[quote]lbraga wrote:
I personally love the short cycle EQ ones.

“Wassup brahs! I’m doin my first cycle real quick before JV wrestlin starts in 4 weeks yo gotta get big! Gonna take Test E and EQ (200/200) 2x a week for 4 weeks then take some Adex for my PCT before my matches. Fuck yeah can’t wait for the bitches to notice me.”[/quote]
^^LOL thats classic

[quote]SHREDTODEATH wrote:
I cant believe I forgot the “bill roberts says so”

Some things that usually make me stop reading a thread

“Im 26% Body-fat”
“I’m 18, been training seriously for four years”
“My friend told me…”[/quote]

Haha those are classic

Everything Johnnyk53 has said, ever.

[quote]Toby Queef wrote:
Everything Johnnyk53 has said, ever.[/quote]

Yo TQ you know you just mad he calls you Toby Boy hahahahahahaha

[quote]Toby Queef wrote:
Everything Johnnyk53 has said, ever.[/quote]

I had a feeling you would say that.

“I’m about 1.75 m and 11 stone, and have reached my genetic potential”

Always gotta do the maths

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
“I’m about 1.75 m and 11 stone, and have reached my genetic potential”

Always gotta do the maths

[/quote]
Usually anytime someone says they reached their “genetic potential” I just assume they are lazy and or dont know how to eat

Also Stones? at least use KG, I have to google stones everytime its presented.

[quote]SHREDTODEATH wrote:

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
“I’m about 1.75 m and 11 stone, and have reached my genetic potential”

Always gotta do the maths

[/quote]
Usually anytime someone says they reached their “genetic potential” I just assume they are lazy and or dont know how to eat

Also Stones? at least use KG, I have to google stones everytime its presented.[/quote]

I’m convinced little guys just use it to hide how small they are when posting here, in hopes that nobody will go look it up.

Oh I found a gem from a first cycle post circa 2009

“I’m planning to use two doses of testosterone cypionate (250 mg) with 3 weeks between each dosage.”

[quote]SHREDTODEATH wrote:
Oh I found a gem from a first cycle post circa 2009

“I’m planning to use two doses of testosterone cypionate (250 mg) with 3 weeks between each dosage.”
[/quote]

LOL

This is a great idea for a thread! Nothing to add though sorry.

I’ve a division 1 college athlete and I’m going to laugh at you if you call me a dumbass fir being a dumbass, just give me answers bro!

what’s the limit of little guy? im 160lbs, 5 '11 and I am training with 375lbs deadlift and 200lbs overpress

I’ll come clean. My first ever cycle proposal on the site…

…was anavar only!

the shame

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
I’ll come clean. My first ever cycle proposal on the site…

…was anavar only!

the shame[/quote]

Oh that’s good!

[quote]rds63799 wrote:
I’ll come clean. My first ever cycle proposal on the site…

…was anavar only!

the shame[/quote]
To be fair when i was first researching var only seemed like a good idea…then i researched more.