OP, this is what we sane, experienced guys call, fucking retarded advice.
Complete with mixed sports metaphors … just sloppy @slabtown_slammer. Sloppy as shit.
Don’t listen to this guy - I doubt he’s ever gotten his head stuck in a woman’s vagina like yours truly.
Stop stressing about it, and enjoy your date. Drop any notion or expectation that the date may bring, and genuinely enjoy the date.