Don't listen to Shugart's talk. All he will do is bitch about fat people anyway. Hopefully he will go first, and thus you all can sleep in and be energized to hear me. Yes, that is right. I will be speaking about the psychology of jogging induced euphoria, commonly referred to as "runner's high". In what will turn out to be the most revelationary hour of your lives, I will morph all of you muscle-bound meatheads into long distance runners.
But even were I not to speak, you all should go. These Staley things are like the T-Fest, only x 1,000,000, ^2, + infinity - TC.
And the wagering starts here ... $100 says we get Shugart totally hammered. That is, of course, assuming he actually leaves the hotel.