I know recently there was a big thread for people to bitch about anything they wanted to bitch about, but I thought this needed its own thread…
stabilizer muscles (or core muscles, however the fuck you wanna say it)
This shit pisses me off. Everywhere you go in a gym nowadays thats ALL you hear about.
“Y’know, you should do more work with swiss balls, they work your stabilizer muscles really good.”
“Wow, look at those gymnasts, they must have some pretty strong core muscles.”
“If you notice when I give you gay anal sex, Fabio, I can lift my legs and arms in the air at the same time and hold it for a few seconds. Thats because I have strong stabilizer muscles.”
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING STABILIZER MUSCLE!!! Look on an anatomy chart, do you see “stabilizer muscle” bitch?? Well do you?? No, because there isn’t such a thing. Call it by its proper fucking name: abdominals (not very specific but more specific than ‘core’), obliques, spinal erectors, etc.
I swear to god, if I hear one more twit whose been training for 6 months tell me that I should do more swiss ball work because it’ll strengthen my stabilizer muscles, I’ll go fuckin insane! I’ll probably rip off his head and bash it on the ground or some shit…“HOW ARE THOSE STABILIZER MUSCLES WORKIN FOR YA NOW, BITCH!!! HUH? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!”
…Phwew, I feel a lot better now.