Squirting; Pee or Not?

[quote]on edge wrote:
If its watery and/or has any decent volume, it’s pee. If it’s thick and is a small amount, it’s cum. It’s not a good thing if its cum. That means her body is perceiving you as weak and trying to take over the alpha role and inseminate you! It’s a genetic trait left over from a couple 100 million years when life on earth was mostly hermaphrodidic. If it’s pee, that’s not nearly so bad. She’s just trying to mark you as her territory.

I’d like to take a moment to once again remind you all that I am a scientist.

As if you couldn’t tell.[/quote]

You win “Best Post.” This was great.

I’ve never been with a squirter…

I say no matter what it is, you must be doing something right and I tip my cap to you sir.

[quote]on edge wrote:
If its watery and/or has any decent volume, it’s pee. If it’s thick and is a small amount, it’s cum. It’s not a good thing if its cum. That means her body is perceiving you as weak and trying to take over the alpha role and inseminate you! It’s a genetic trait left over from a couple 100 million years when life on earth was mostly hermaphrodidic. If it’s pee, that’s not nearly so bad. She’s just trying to mark you as her territory.

I’d like to take a moment to once again remind you all that I am a scientist.

As if you couldn’t tell.[/quote]

You win “Best Post.” This was great.

I’ve never been with a squirter…

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]

prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid
[/quote]
What are you talking about I’m just trying to spice things up[/quote]

I thought you wanted to see if I was a squirter! Haha

But yes, I’ll happily squeeze my nipples for you anytime you want. I’m squeezing them right now, in fact.[/quote]

Shit just got weird.

One of the first times we had sex we were in the 69 position and everything was going brilliant, I had already made her cum twice through sex and I figured 69 would be a nice ending to a pretty great sexy time.

All of a sudden while I was sucking on her clit she let out a really high pitch dog whistle type scream and proceeded to blast my mouth with her “squirt”.
I was in shock at the salt water water-boarding that had just taken place yet not wanting her to be self conscious I just pretended it did not phase me.

I then spend around 70 minutes trying to convince myself I had not just taken my first money shot.

However the fact I had made her cum multiple times the night before paid off the next day. She came down with a care package of delicious treats, a new polo shirt and a bottle of lube because she was suddenly open to the idea of anal.

Now I make her squirt as often as possible, she gets super subby and brings me things and cooks and lets me do any perverted thing I want when I give her that good dick.

Mine is too. I don’t see how it can be pee, though, if it comes out her ass.

Tastes fine to me.

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
Mine is too. I don’t see how it can be pee, though, if it comes out her ass.

Tastes fine to me.[/quote]

LOL

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]

prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid
[/quote]
What are you talking about I’m just trying to spice things up[/quote]

I thought you wanted to see if I was a squirter! Haha

But yes, I’ll happily squeeze my nipples for you anytime you want. I’m squeezing them right now, in fact.[/quote]

Shit just got weird. [/quote]

want it to get weirder?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its pee[/quote]

I must disagree with you here D…my girlfriend is a squirter and, it is most def not pee.

This explains it nicely…NSFW

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1908305533

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
This explains it nicely…NSFW

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1908305533[/quote]
Perv

2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]

Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
This explains it nicely…NSFW

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1908305533[/quote]
Perv[/quote]

Of course I am.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]

Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]

Can you imagine something like that happening?

Cray.

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]

prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid
[/quote]
What are you talking about I’m just trying to spice things up[/quote]

I thought you wanted to see if I was a squirter! Haha

But yes, I’ll happily squeeze my nipples for you anytime you want. I’m squeezing them right now, in fact.[/quote]

Shit just got weird. [/quote]

want it to get weirder?
[/quote]

Only if you fly down to Australia and do some dope while you smell Kenny’s friends hair.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
This explains it nicely…NSFW

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1908305533[/quote]
Perv[/quote]

Of course I am.[/quote]
Why I like you

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]

Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]

I mean, it’s pretty obvious this is a weak troll job, so I assume mod’s are just in it for the cat pics that are forthcoming.

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]

prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid
[/quote]
What are you talking about I’m just trying to spice things up[/quote]

I thought you wanted to see if I was a squirter! Haha

But yes, I’ll happily squeeze my nipples for you anytime you want. I’m squeezing them right now, in fact.[/quote]

Shit just got weird. [/quote]

want it to get weirder?
[/quote]

What are you wearing?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]

Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]

I mean, it’s pretty obvious this is a weak troll job, so I assume mod’s are just in it for the cat pics that are forthcoming. [/quote]

Don’t encourage him!!

/you know who I’m talking about