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Squirting; Pee or Not?


#1

Rather obvious question. My girlfriend is a squirter and it confuses the hell out of me.

Sometimes it has absolutely no taste at all and other times it tastes salty as hell. I can't tell if it is pee, ejaculate or sometimes one, sometimes another.

I have looked online but for everyone saying it is pee there is someone just as qualified saying it is not.

Not that I would be particularly bothered if it was pee, but I just want to know what the hell is going on.

Anyone have any insight?


#2

Hahaha sometimes once the tank is empty they pee


#3

do you want it to be pee?


#4

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me


#5

That’s a very deep question…

Generally, such a question would be accompanied by a picture…


#6

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
That’s a very deep question…

Generally, such a question would be accompanied by a picture…[/quote]

You mean like this?


#7

Seriously though someone answer this. This has always bothered me.


#8

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]

prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid


#9

Its pee


#10

If its watery and/or has any decent volume, it’s pee. If it’s thick and is a small amount, it’s cum. It’s not a good thing if its cum. That means her body is perceiving you as weak and trying to take over the alpha role and inseminate you! It’s a genetic trait left over from a couple 100 million years when life on earth was mostly hermaphrodidic. If it’s pee, that’s not nearly so bad. She’s just trying to mark you as her territory.

I’d like to take a moment to once again remind you all that I am a scientist.

As if you couldn’t tell.


#11

Do you notice more salty volume when you’re on top? What about when she’s going Cowgirl? Doggy Fashion?

Seriously I’m wondering if your pressing on her bladder.


#12

Not for human consumption. /thread


#13

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its pee[/quote]

I’m down trying/doing some pretty perverted shit, if even just once.

The whole piss on me, poop games… That crosses a line into “outside my kink boarders”.

She wants to pee on my leg in the shower… Okay, that’s weird but I’m not leaving her or judging her for it.

She wants me to hang out while she pisses all over my face? Fuck to the no… I’m out. Just not something I can deal with…


#14

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its pee[/quote]
I want a second opinion. Somebody provide me with a WebMD link.


#15

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]

prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid
[/quote]
What are you talking about I’m just trying to spice things up


#16

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its pee[/quote]
I want a second opinion. Somebody provide me with a WebMD link.[/quote]

Ya, link please. My Google’s broken too :slight_smile:


#17

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its pee[/quote]
I want a second opinion. Somebody provide me with a WebMD link.[/quote]

Also: https://www.google.com/search?q=cyntheria&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb#newwindow=1&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&q=cytherea&spell=1


#18

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Its pee[/quote]
I want a second opinion. Somebody provide me with a WebMD link.[/quote]

Also: https://www.google.com/search?q=cyntheria&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb#newwindow=1&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&q=cytherea&spell=1
[/quote]
That all sounds incredibly mysterious.


#19

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]

prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid
[/quote]
What are you talking about I’m just trying to spice things up[/quote]

I thought you wanted to see if I was a squirter! Haha

But yes, I’ll happily squeeze my nipples for you anytime you want. I’m squeezing them right now, in fact.


#20

[quote]on edge wrote:
That means her body is perceiving you as weak and trying to take over the alpha role and inseminate you! [/quote]

I refuse to be inseminated! A man has to make a stand somewhere.