These guys get paid big bucks to fill the air with trivia and idiotic play-by-play. My husband and I listen to these guys and just howl at some of the inane crap that comes out of their mouths.
Some of my favorites are comments like:
"If these guys want to win this game, they're gonna have to get more points on the board." Yeah, like no shit.
"They need to move the ball down the field." Again, no shit.
"He's using his athleticism." Well gee, I guess that's why he's a professional athlete with a multimillion dollar contract.
There are so many of these jewels spouted during every game, these are just a few. I gotta start writing them down.