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Spartan Quotes

“Have a good breakfast men, for tonight we dine in Hell (Hades)!!”
— Leonidas

Anyone want to contribute?

If?

IF has to be the best non-movie quote. (other than Molon Labe maybe)

“kneel?Well i have an awful cramp in my leg so i dont think i can”

This will not be quick and you will not enjoy this… and I am not your queen.

[quote]jmwintenn wrote:
“kneel?Well i have an awful cramp in my leg so i dont think i can”[/quote]

You butchered this quote.

Wow. That is generous. But you see, there is a problem. After slaughtering so many of your men today, I’ve got an awful cramp in my leg [stretches] and thus kneeling is going to be quite hard for me.

“[Immortals… we put their name to the test]”

“THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT!!!”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lUkuMml3NO8

Then we shall have our battle in the Shade.

“Because only Spartan women give birth to REAL men.”

Come back with your shield…or on it.

“Get your ‘sword’ out of my ‘sheath’ you Spartan homo.”

DB

P.S. I think this scene got deleted.

“Come home with your shield, or come home on it.”

I told my husband I was going to tell him that every morning when he leaves for work! lol!

“There’s no reason we can’t be civil”

" I better not here another word out of anyone of you M-----F—er’s,or I’ll beat the piss out of you and Jack Off in your F----'n ear" Quote from a non-fiction modern day Warrior ,Cinti,Ohio 1982

[quote]hedo wrote:
Come back with your shield…or on it.[/quote]

Oops, you beat me to it!

[quote]Mister T. wrote:
jmwintenn wrote:
“kneel?Well i have an awful cramp in my leg so i dont think i can”

You butchered this quote.

Wow. That is generous. But you see, there is a problem. After slaughtering so many of your men today, I’ve got an awful cramp in my leg [stretches] and thus kneeling is going to be quite hard for me.[/quote]

damn,kudos for remembering all that

THIS IS SPARTA!

[quote]null wrote:
hedo wrote:
Come back with your shield…or on it.

Oops, you beat me to it!
[/quote]

Yeah but I butchered it!

Spartan’s lay down our weapons
Persions come and get them

The whole ending where the description of the sheild being heavy was great but I can’t remember it and also when Xerxes is talking to Leonidas and Leonidas bascially says we should have brought our women here because we’re kicking your asses now maybe you’d fare better