T Nation

Something for you Weak Guys to Moan About

:o

Ok, I’ll bite.

I wish I could do that. Is that enough whining?

[quote]Hanley wrote:

:o[/quote]

Bah! He CHEATS.

He just might be the first 275er to break a 1000lb DL. And he can do this too.

Bah, not impressive, he kipping!

jk.

[quote]skidmark wrote:
Hanley wrote:

:o

Bah! He CHEATS.

He just might be the first 275er to break a 1000lb DL. And he can do this too.[/quote]

lol, you beat me to it. I was typing my message and when I posted it yours appeared!

[quote]Bloobird wrote:
Bah, not impressive, he kipping!

[/quote]

Not only that, he’s also not holding the contraction at the top, he’s bouncing at the bottom so that its all stretch reflex - not strength driven, rarely does his chin reach over the bar without an illegal neck extension, and worst of all he cheating throughout the entire set by swinging his body away from the bar and rowing himself towards it.

I don’t want to undermine what this guy is attempting, but he’d show a lot more progress and gain more respect if he’d use an accepted technique and tempo, such as 2-1-2-1.

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Bloobird wrote:
Bah, not impressive, he kipping!

Not only that, he’s also not holding the contraction at the top, he’s bouncing at the bottom so that its all stretch reflex - not strength driven, rarely does his chin reach over the bar without an illegal neck extension, and worst of all he cheating throughout the entire set by swinging his body away from the bar and rowing himself towards it.

I don’t want to undermine what this guy is attempting, but he’d show a lot more progress and gain more respect if he’d use an accepted technique and tempo, such as 2-1-2-1.

[/quote]

Dude, you need to put a smiley face or an LOL in there somewhere. Sarcasm doesn’t go over very well on the internet without those.

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Bloobird wrote:
Bah, not impressive, he kipping!

Not only that, he’s also not holding the contraction at the top, he’s bouncing at the bottom so that its all stretch reflex - not strength driven, rarely does his chin reach over the bar without an illegal neck extension, and worst of all he cheating throughout the entire set by swinging his body away from the bar and rowing himself towards it.

I don’t want to undermine what this guy is attempting, but he’d show a lot more progress and gain more respect if he’d use an accepted technique and tempo, such as 2-1-2-1.

[/quote]

Genuine L-O-L whether or not you’re being sarcastic… that is some funny shit !

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
Bloobird wrote:
Bah, not impressive, he kipping!

Not only that, he’s also not holding the contraction at the top, he’s bouncing at the bottom so that its all stretch reflex - not strength driven, rarely does his chin reach over the bar without an illegal neck extension, and worst of all he cheating throughout the entire set by swinging his body away from the bar and rowing himself towards it.

I don’t want to undermine what this guy is attempting, but he’d show a lot more progress and gain more respect if he’d use an accepted technique and tempo, such as 2-1-2-1.

Dude, you need to put a smiley face or an LOL in there somewhere. Sarcasm doesn’t go over very well on the internet without those.[/quote]

What do you mean sarcasm? :slight_smile:

I thought I covered off every possible angle other than mentioning the guy I went to school with that could do more…and he weighed 295lbs!

And hey, Hanley asked us weak guys to moan about it!

Seriously, that was fucking impressive! This guys training videos are unbelievable.

that last name just produces bad motherfuckers-

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
What do you mean sarcasm? :slight_smile:

I thought I covered off every possible angle other than mentioning the guy I went to school with that could do more…and he weighed 295lbs!

And hey, Hanley asked us weak guys to moan about it!

Seriously, that was fucking impressive! This guys training videos are unbelievable.[/quote]

LOL, well you did a really good job of keeping a straight face. Well played, sir.

He is the fucking man.

I am stronger than him

Hes doing the worm but not on the floor!lol

Are those ‘cross-fit’ pullups… lol

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
rarely does his chin reach over the bar without an illegal neck extension
[/quote]

No those were definitely IPUF legal

Between this and the monkey thread I’m thinking more pullups in my program might be warranted.

You can tell by the bad technique that he is using his fake, showy muscles that he achieved with teh roidz to do that. That cheater probably also uses whey and creatine. Fucking cheaters like that sicken me.

/beating a dead horse

[quote]dfreezy wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
rarely does his chin reach over the bar without an illegal neck extension

No those were definitely IPUF legal [/quote]

Definitely would not have passed in FUPA. Besides, IPUF is a bunch of steroid using, short pulling, gear whoring cheaters.

That’s softcore porn for me. Check the 110kg pull ups for 6.

I gotta take a fap nap.

-chris