OH, I’ve got a few more:
8- Buy string tank tops, cut off jean shorts and work boots so you look seriously HARDCORE when you train (@BrickHead knows how important this is! -lol)… because you’re a bodybuilder!
9- Make sure to film everything for your adoring fans on social media. They need to know every single thing you eat, or do that any other sane person might do (oil change for your car? Spend time with your kids?), but not in such a hardcore manner as you, because you’re a bodybuilder!
10- Repeat everything that you hear in terms of exercise or nutrition, without giving credit to anyone else who may have helped you or taught you in some manner, because it’s all about you! You make the message much more relevant and important with your serious, no-nonsense delivery! Because you’re a bodybuilder, and you were born with all this knowledge!