Off topic I know, but we all need a good laugh…
JOKES FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Scientists have discovered a certain type of food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.