[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I want to take this thread
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Shine this sonbitch up real nice
Turn it sideways
And shove it it up your roody poo candy ass.
You come out here runnin your mouth about not training this and not training that…well, The Count says
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU TRAIN YOUR LEGS OR BACK
Your legs are gonna be worked enough for a life time after you walk down to know your role blvd and jabroni drice hang that left. And enter the Smackdown hotel…oh and its a long long walk my brotha
You’ll need carbs to recover from such a climb…I know what you have in mind The Count know how you fuel up…a pastry
Long and brown…with a creamy cemter
You’re gonna order room service…you’re gonna tell the receptionist to bring you the longest struedel they can find
But enough about you and your superior training system
The Count knows you want my belt and it is the season of givin
So next Monday night you better get ready because I’m givin you the BIGGEST beatdown in TNATION history
Oh yea oh yea
I’m deliverin clothelines…spinebusters…elbows
You name it Count is bringin it
And when all is said and done I will walk down that ramp to the locker room all the while listening to the dozens and dozens of Rockulas fans chanting his name
But that won’t be my gift
Nu uh
I heard your wife makes a mean aplle pie and I’m gonna have me a few servings
(Sniffs air)
IF YA SMELLLLLLALALALALALALA[/quote]
Candidate for best post ever.