Looks like jerking off a huge, foot-long cock.
BULKY MUSCLES? OH NOES
So beating off is a workout now? Who knew? Well, sometimes it can be a workout lol.
i count rubbing 1 out as cardio
Pretty sure this has been posted about 8 times so far.
I see your shake weight and raise you a neckline slimmer.
Yeah, give or take.
lets see what ya got...
Well... My right forearm IS a full inch bigger than my left.