Magnus, ole' buddy, how ya been since we last say each other?
My wife used to wake me up in the middle of the night all panicky, sitting up in bed and looking frantically around the sheets.
Her: "Do you see it? There it is!! Oh, my God!! Get it!"
Me: (wide awake by now): "See what?!"
Her: "That spider! It's huge and it just bit me!"
I mean she's looking around so frantically that her hair's flying all over the place, and by now I'm kinda freaked.
But, of course, as I look around there's nothing, and she just responds "Oh", lays down and falls asleep within ten seconds. Now I'm awake for the next hour.
Another time, she rolled out of the rack and informs me, "I'll be back soon." I say "It's three a.m., sweetheart, where're you going?". She responds "To the store". "To get what?" I ask. "I forgot." she replies.
Well, she forgot one thing. To put any clothes on! This girl is headed straight toward the front door stark-ass naked to go to the store!
I had to jump in front of her, give her a hug, and gently wake her up. Her response?
"What are we doing out here naked, ya pervert?"