Stop trying to cease her sarcasm Wideguy, she can’t do it, I have tried. It turns out that her Sublimina Ungulata Sarcasima is enlarged. To cover the appearance of it at the beach she wears a special medical garment but people still stare.
Yes, now you know where sarcasm comes from as well as the phrase “deliciously sarcastic”.
No, really she can’t help it…Chess makes me laugh all the time with her rapier of sarcasm, it’s gotten so bad that I don’t drink anything when we talk because if I get another Milk-Sinus Enema I’m gonna puke.
…as far as anal-probing with a dildo being “gay”, I’m not sure but I have to think that too many questions would be running through my mind to truly enjoy it, like:
“I wonder where it’s been before…of course, where the fuck would be worse than where it is now?”
“Should I wipe it off?..is that a courtesy?..my responsibility or just good manners?..fuck, they sure didn’t cover this in grade school, I mean what fucking good is knowing what fork to use when I have a serious Ass-Dildo conundrum on my hands?”
“Who else’s ass has this been in…and when, I mean it was pretty warm right off the bat…”?
“I wonder what’s in that box over there marked “Felching~Single use only”…looks like straws…Hmmm…she must really like Milkshakes, that’s an awfully big box…”?
…and whatnot.
Expect Chess to be by to offer her opinion on choking, spanking and hair-pullin’. An’ if she tells you that it turns her on if you just cum in your hand and toss it at her, she’s only being sarcastic again.
Trust me.
“Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded”
~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky