[quote]lizard king wrote:
1PUMPCHUMP wrote:
i hate 2gram/pound of protein a day
Where does all of this ill will stem from? What did 2 gram/pound ever do to you? Love dude, love is the answer… love is all you ever need.
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That’s what I was thinking, why does he hate protein yet it’s the basic simple recipe? Well, protein is known to be the catalyst for some nasty silent but violent farts. Maybe that’s why he hates it.
I always spread my buttcheeks when I fart in an effort to minimize noise. Although sometimes it doesn’t work and my butt will make a high-pitched crumbly squeal noise, kind of like when you are trying to whistle and your lips are too dry.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I always spread my buttcheeks when I fart in an effort to minimize noise. Although sometimes it doesn’t work and my butt will make a high-pitched crumbly squeal noise, kind of like when you are trying to whistle and your lips are too dry.[/quote]
[quote]Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
I always spread my buttcheeks when I fart in an effort to minimize noise. Although sometimes it doesn’t work and my butt will make a high-pitched crumbly squeal noise, kind of like when you are trying to whistle and your lips are too dry.
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What really worries me about that photo is that on the bottle it says ‘natural’ - WTF? Natural anal lube? Are we talking about some sort of perverted extract here?
[quote]Renton wrote:
Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
I always spread my buttcheeks when I fart in an effort to minimize noise. Although sometimes it doesn’t work and my butt will make a high-pitched crumbly squeal noise, kind of like when you are trying to whistle and your lips are too dry.
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What really worries me about that photo is that on the bottle it says ‘natural’ - WTF? Natural anal lube? Are we talking about some sort of perverted extract here?[/quote]
Yes its really from bungholes and dickholes and vag’s. Oh my.
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Renton wrote:
Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
I always spread my buttcheeks when I fart in an effort to minimize noise. Although sometimes it doesn’t work and my butt will make a high-pitched crumbly squeal noise, kind of like when you are trying to whistle and your lips are too dry.
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What really worries me about that photo is that on the bottle it says ‘natural’ - WTF? Natural anal lube? Are we talking about some sort of perverted extract here?
Yes its really from bungholes and dickholes and vag’s. Oh my.[/quote]