Must have thought he was James Dean in those skinny jeans.
But he looked more like a drag queen, and it’s really dumb, (uh)
Trying to squat to the floor, to the ground (uh).
I said “you must be dumb. Trying to squat to the floor, to the ground”
He liked to post about skinny jeans, just to cause a scene
A crotch so tight that it made him scream. Jeans came undone (uh!).
Trying to squat to the floor, to the ground.
People always told him: be careful what you do (dah!)
Skinny jeans will make your balls turn blue (hee-ee-ee!)
His mother always told him: ah -be careful what you wear.
Or you’ll hear a big old tear when you sit down in a chair (hey-ay-ay!)
Skinny jeans fit like no other (uh!)
If you’re a girl -'coz then your dick won’t go numb (oh, yeah)
But slim jeans really are no fun (hooh!)
Yeah slim jeans ain’t no fun (oh, no). No fun when your lace is undone.
(No. No. No. Hee-hee-hee, hee-hee-hee-ooh!)
For forty days and for forty nights
He lay on his side
Could not can stand when his tight waistband
Couldn’t be done
Need big-ga pants
When you squat to the floor, to the ground.
So take my strong advice-ah, increase your jeans size by twice…
(do think twice, do think twice-ooh!)