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Single Fitness Women in NYC?


#1

Are there any single fitness women in the five boroughs of NYC or Long Island, NY on this board?


#2

Aye, carumba. This isn’t a dating service. And you’ve got the wrong forum if you’re looking for the fitness women.


#3

If there were I would’ve scoped them all out, sized them up, down and sideways, ascertained their true levels of “fitness,” conquered them like Maximus, and you’d be left with nothing but sloppy seconds by now.

Keep looking. :wink:


#4

There are no single women in NYC at all. Sorry, you is fucked.


#5

I’ve got Long Island on lock, dude. Sorry.

-dizzle


#6

will 1/4 do?

I’ve got the fitness part.