Signs That You’re Training Like a Big Girl’s Blouse

You don’t have 22 different bars but only one pair of shoes.

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You haven’t fallen backwards and ripped the toilet off the floor getting ready for a shit when your legs have given way after squat day

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  1. People in a commercial gym don’t stare at you when you lift

  2. You haven’t made quite a few regrettable decisions after hard workouts

You haven’t spilled enough blood and uttered enough blasphemy that you were just one pentagram shy from summoning a demon during a workout.

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Your username isn’t T3hPwnisher or Alpha.

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from a set of max rep deadlifts a year ago. I ended up doing 90kgx12. Blood started running down my leg 4 reps in. I’ll never forget to cut my nails again…

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I broke my big toe once and the hospital gave me an air boot that I was told to wear anytime I would be on my feet. I always took it off for squat and deadlift day and thought to myself if I just put all my weight onto my heel I’ll be fine. The toe never healed properly for some reason

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You haven’t held in your pee on a max set because if you stop to go pee, you’ll leak energy and break your focus from walking to the bathroom and back to your set up.

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You’re not using the time between sets to shadow box.

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You haven’t won a shadowboxing match by knockout.

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