So, I have caught myself thinking about - nay, at times enamored with - certain things that I would not have thought about a few years back.
For instance, I love to cook and have been looking at knife sets. I told my parents I want a washer/dryer and a badass knife set as housewarming gifts.
This thought would not have crossed my mind two years ago. It’s scaring me.
I also went to the mall a few months ago with my mother and sister and saw what were two 19 year olds dressed like skanks. I immediately thought, “If my daughter dresses like that I will throw her under a fucking bus.” It actually bothered me and I am nowhere near settling down and starting a family.
Anyone else going through this?
No mid-life crisis yet, I promise…hopefully when it does hit me, I’ll have deep enough pockets to buy a Nissan GT-R in different colors, one for each day of the week.