I know there’s probably another post that this could go under, but I couldn’t find it. I always knew the gym I went to was lame, but it wasn’t that bad because I only went there when I was back from school and my mom paid for it. But they just crossed the line: they removed all dumbells over 80 lbs, saying “No one used them” (this isn’t even true, they did this because they didn’t want people dropping heavy dumbells on the floor). Depressing. I’m gonna deadlift heavy and drop the weights on the floor till they kick me out since I’m leaving to go to school in a week.
To cheer you up after that depressing story, the following joke comes to you courtesy of Rudy Ray Moore (AKA Dolemite): “The other night I was fuckin a deaf and dumb girl. She wanted me to stop so she says “haffahahghhfh.” So I cut the bitch’s fingers off so she couldn’t tell anybody.”