So thats who is stinkin up the shitter every day
[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
My body has adjusted to drop the first logzilla right after my first coffee at work in the morning. It’s even more satisfying knowing, as I sit upon the throne and browse the morning news on my phone, that I’m getting paid for it.[/quote]
This is a running joke we have in the office. If you spend ~5 minutes deucing every day, over the year, that adds up to about 3 days pay.
One guy overheard us, and misunderstood it as “if you don’t poop at work, you get an extra 3 days of vacation”.
[quote]Field wrote:
Determine foods that dont give you digestive trouble, have a semi regular schedule for bowel movements (such as BEFORE training duhhh) and you wont have POOP PROBLEMZ.
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This.
I’m always amazed at the lengths of discomfort some guys go through because some expert prescribed a particular way to eat. If your gut is a mess because of something you ate, there’s no benefit there. It’s like when the “parrots” around here always say “squats and milk” to a newb who wants to gain size. If you’re someone who has gastric distress after consuming milk, there’s no way a gallon of milk per day is going to help your goals if you’re feeling like crap all day.
Ask Waylander about diet soda!
lol
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I didn’t know women could poop until I had a daughter
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Hahaha!!
So you’ve never checked out that vid with the 2 girls?[/quote]
I have not. Please inform me.[/quote]
2 girls 1 cup. Made a friend of mine vomit all over my computer.
Anyone ever noticed how the new toilet bowels are smaller than they used to be. Which makes it dificult for those like us that have larger than normal poo poo’s. Sometimes Im worried when I flush, that things arent going to flush.
One of these days at work Im going to flush the toilet to no avail.
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Didn’t we have a thread like this last year? Lotsa laffs.
[quote]theBird wrote:
Anyone ever noticed how the new toilet bowels are smaller than they used to be. Which makes it dificult for those like us that have larger than normal poo poo’s. Sometimes Im worried when I flush, that things arent going to flush.
One of these days at work Im going to flush the toilet to no avail.
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I thought you shit on car windshields.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You have to expect that everyone’s gonna dump on your thread.[/quote]
Dude, I love your artwork!
[quote]theBird wrote:
Anyone ever noticed how the new toilet bowels are smaller than they used to be. Which makes it dificult for those like us that have larger than normal poo poo’s. Sometimes Im worried when I flush, that things arent going to flush.
One of these days at work Im going to flush the toilet to no avail.
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im more surprised at the small space toliets generally occupy, i mean i like to spread my legs a bit, get nice and comfy in a good power push position, i can only imagine obese and much more muscular men than myself just not fitting in these tiny little toliet spaces.
[quote]bignate wrote:
im more surprised at the small space toliets generally occupy, i mean i like to spread my legs a bit, get nice and comfy in a good power push position, i can only imagine obese and much more muscular men than myself just not fitting in these tiny little toliet spaces.[/quote]
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You have to expect that everyone’s gonna dump on your thread.[/quote]
Dude, I love your artwork! :)[/quote]
Thank you, Sir!
The OP complained of sitting on the toilet.
He should go to France and try to take that big protien induced bomb squatting over a small hole, and then trying to get rid of it with the 1 gallon gravity flush system.
TheBirds poop is white
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
TheBirds poop is white [/quote]
LMFAO!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]bignate wrote:
im more surprised at the small space toliets generally occupy, i mean i like to spread my legs a bit, get nice and comfy in a good power push position, i can only imagine obese and much more muscular men than myself just not fitting in these tiny little toliet spaces.[/quote]
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You have to expect that everyone’s gonna dump on your thread.[/quote]
Dude, I love your artwork! :)[/quote]
Thank you, Sir!
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ID, have you ever done a Superman art piece? If so, love to see it!
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]bignate wrote:
im more surprised at the small space toliets generally occupy, i mean i like to spread my legs a bit, get nice and comfy in a good power push position, i can only imagine obese and much more muscular men than myself just not fitting in these tiny little toliet spaces.[/quote]
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You have to expect that everyone’s gonna dump on your thread.[/quote]
Dude, I love your artwork! :)[/quote]
Thank you, Sir!
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ID, have you ever done a Superman art piece? If so, love to see it![/quote]
No, I have not. I’ve done silly superheroes for MuscleMag features though (see post below).
I always wanted to do my own rendition of Superman. Probably the reason I haven’t is because it’s not really a strong image in an artist’s portfolio when trying to show originality. It’s not like I created the character.
But maybe I will one day, just for the fun of it.
Thanks!
^hahah awesome.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]theBird wrote:
Anyone ever noticed how the new toilet bowels are smaller than they used to be. Which makes it dificult for those like us that have larger than normal poo poo’s. Sometimes Im worried when I flush, that things arent going to flush.
One of these days at work Im going to flush the toilet to no avail.
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I thought you shit on car windshields.[/quote]
Okay, this made me laugh hard.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]theBird wrote:
Anyone ever noticed how the new toilet bowels are smaller than they used to be. Which makes it dificult for those like us that have larger than normal poo poo’s. Sometimes Im worried when I flush, that things arent going to flush.
One of these days at work Im going to flush the toilet to no avail.
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I thought you shit on car windshields.[/quote]
Okay, this made me laugh hard.
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LOL! Damn, I missed that the first time around!
Effin’ Nards!