I’m bulking right now (6,500 calories per day) and I don’t mind all the eating, but the shitting is ridiculous. I’m pooping 2-3 times a day and I’m getting sick of spending so much time in the bathroom. I also have to flush between each individual stool because two of my stools can clog a toilet by themselves. And because of all the protein I ingest, the bathroom reeks for hours after I’ve bombed it. My coworkers would form a lynch mob if they knew it was me.
Can anybody here relate? What are your strategies for using the bathroom at work?