I just wanted to say thanks to a few professions…
Law Enforcement & Fire Fighters - You silly bastards will confront someone with a gun, or run into a building full of fucking FIRE to save my family. I think Cops especially get a lot of bad lip considering the ridiculous situations & major stress of the job, and it’s not always fair to criticize as harshly as a lot of people do. Thank you for looking out for me and mine.
Members of the Armed Forces - Lady’s and Gentlemen, thank you for risking your lives for our freedom, our way of life, and my ability to pursue happiness. (And to the guy in line in front of me at Fresh City in January, I kick myself every fucking day for not buying your lunch for you sir.)
Garbage Men - Honestly, it is one of the most important jobs around. Thanks guys, I need to buy you a beer.
Did I forget any important people out there?