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She Was Just Trying to Help

So I’ve done my syno conversion. A filter full of beautiful test prop paste just sitting on the cabinet minding it’s own business. It wasn’t in the way. It wasn’t bothering anyone.

I finished with the two-gallon rinse-cycle about 2 A.M. and decided to have me a bedtime Low-Carb Grow! - vanilla flavored to be exact. Being the typical husband that I am, I had spilled just a little of the Grow! powder on the counter. Not much, but enough to be considered a small pile, and I was too lazy to clean it up.

So my wife (yes she knows, and has even offered to do some sticking), who spent all yesterday afternoon watching me finish up my tren and syno conversions, gets up at 6:00 a.m. to make her coffee. And what does she see upon entering the kitchen? The little pile of Grow!. Vanilla Grow! - which, evidently, at 6:00 a.m., is the exact same color and consistency of freshly filtered test prop paste.

Being the helper she is, she carefully scoops up the little bit of Grow! and puts over in the test paste filter. She meant well, she really did.

Is my conversion ruined? Should I re-rinse? Start over?

Sometimes it just doesn’t seem like I’m meant to be a member of the darkside.

LMFAO! Sorry to hear that bro and I have no answer. That is some funny shit though. Sounds like you’ve got a good one there though, glad to see you didn’ flip.

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So you didn’t ROID RAGE!!! out on the missus?

[quote]deanosumo wrote:
So you didn’t ROID RAGE!!! out on the missus?[/quote]

so that would be pre roid rage?

[quote]deanosumo wrote:
So you didn’t ROID RAGE!!! out on the missus?[/quote]

No - I’m saving this little gem up for use at a later date.

Combine this with her attempt to choke me to death the other night, and I think I have built some substantial ‘hand’. No need using ‘hand’ until you have to.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
deanosumo wrote:
So you didn’t ROID RAGE!!! out on the missus?

No - I’m saving this little gem up for use at a later date.

Combine this with her attempt to choke me to death the other night, and I think I have built some substantial ‘hand’. No need using ‘hand’ until you have to. [/quote]

I have found that when I attempt to use “hand” at a later date it always backfires! Of course it doesn’t work that way for her but what can ya do!

[quote]rainjack wrote:
deanosumo wrote:
So you didn’t ROID RAGE!!! out on the missus?

No - I’m saving this little gem up for use at a later date.

Combine this with her attempt to choke me to death the other night, and I think I have built some substantial ‘hand’. No need using ‘hand’ until you have to. [/quote]

You should. Men have been victims of this phenomena for too long. My girlfriend seems to remember every offhand comment I’ve ever made, every time I’ve come home drunk at 4am, etc, and brings them up whenever she wants to have a go at me.

I feel for you, man, but that is some funny shit. It’s amazing what women will do when they think they are helping out. I went to my garage a week ago to work out, and I found one of those Christmas tree shaped air fresheners hanging from the top of my power rack. My wife put it there because it smelled “all sweaty and gross.” My gym now has that shit-in-a-pine forrest smell of air freshener.

Maybe you should ask Cy about whether your stash is ruined in the next Prime Time.

Funny shit.

Hell as I was reading it I feared she had thrown the whole stash out. I would just rinse it off again, but I’m kinda dumb that way.

Now your about to hear…The Rest of the Story.

So I’m sitting there staring at this Grow/prop mixture sitting on my cabinet. I notice that the Grow semmed to have dissolved from the moisture still in the prop powder. It was real noticeable, so I moved all the prop I could to another filter. I only lost maybe .5g - No biggie, theoretically I saved 9.5g, right?

So I have all my wet powder safely on a new filter, and since it is still a little damp, decide to put it in the oven for a few minutes to get it all good and dry.

I swear on my mom’s grave - and I have a witness as well - that I set the oven to 200, and left the oven door open. I put the prop in the oven for 15 minutes.

When the dinger went off - I went to check on my dried out powder, and found that over half of it was melted. Melted! I panick and PM a bro that has stepped me through everything so far, and he said I could recover it, but it would take a lot of time.

So in a fit of rage, I threw the whole damn thing out, and started over.

This time I will only drink Chocolate Low-Carb Grow! while doing a conversion.

…or you could clean up your own messes.

Did I just say that? Where did that come from? Where am I? This land is strange, I want to go home.

[quote]ThumperTX wrote:
…or you could clean up your own messes.
[/quote]

Bwahahahahah!! Yeah - Like that’s happening in my lifetime. I’m 40 - been married 14 years - and I still smell my socks to see if they’re dirty or not.

That’s funny stuff. To simply put it, your powder WAS NOT ruined.

Test Prop has a melting point of 120. By setting your oven at 200, you melted the powder. A “melting point test” is what we hardcore guys use to test our powders to see if they are legit. Every powder has a different melting point. I hope this helps… for next time LOL. Good luck.

hey after you threw your prop in the oven did your kitchen fucking smell horrible i think i might have left a little methanol in the powder cause i was getting high from the fumes coming out of my oven

I think the problem I had with the melted prop was that it was probably already too dry to put in the oven. I also put the oven on 'broil’which meant the prop was exposed to direct heat from the top, not through the pan from underneath.

This time, I will let my paste air dry for a couple of days, and just leave the oven alone. Being that the humidity in the wasteland I call home hovers around 10-12%, the paste should dry pretty quickly.