A German tourist was eaten by a shark in Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh on Sunday.
Unfortunate event. Happens.
But according to the Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha (basically the head dude), this was clearly the work of the Mossad, the IDF, and our trained friggen sharks, out to destroy the Eqyptian tourist industry.
I was in the IDF and we didn't have any sharks when I was in. In fact we didn't even have mutated sea bass, ill-tempered of course.