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Sharks with Friggin Lasers on Their Heads


#1


A German tourist was eaten by a shark in Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh on Sunday.

Unfortunate event. Happens.

But according to the Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha (basically the head dude), this was clearly the work of the Mossad, the IDF, and our trained friggen sharks, out to destroy the Eqyptian tourist industry.

Seriously.

http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?ID=198286&R=R1

I was in the IDF and we didn't have any sharks when I was in. In fact we didn't even have mutated sea bass, ill-tempered of course.


#2

The CIA said the same thing, obvious evidence to the contrary.


#3


The CIA's zombies are no match for our sharks.


#4

Ridiculous! We all know Mossad and CIA are still trying to plant evidence of Iran owning WMD....sheesh, like they have time to train sharks.


#5

Haven't dolphins been used to clear/mark mine fields?

Sharks could be next.


#6

Why would the Israelis do that?

They already control the worlds wealth and political power. Now they're just being smug and decadent. :slightly_smiling:


#7

Why would the International Diabetes Federation seek to ruin the Egyptian turist industry?

Me thinks they are a little paranoid..