It’s easier to look at their tits when you are sitting across the table from them. Plus my elbows usually go out pretty wide when I’m eating and I probably wouldn’t score any points by elbowing her all through dinner. [/quote]
I can tell that you guys handle this ALL WRONG.
Here’s the deal …
if you are a couple, i vote same side … either you want to be together, or you don’t
if you are dating, you gotta mix it up, same side sometimes, opposite others, predictability is boring … now, the fun part, when sitting next to her, PURPOSELY sit too close, and when you bump her, just tell her to quit hitting you*
*this works extremely well if you can hit her breast with your elbow … “seriously, keep your damn topside off my elbows! wtf!” … be extra obnoxious … don’t just reach across the table to get the salt and pepper, reach through her to get it … then kindly ask her is she would like any before you serve yourself … damn i’m good