ShamWow Guy Busted For Slap Chopping Prostitute

[quote]roybot wrote:
An escort is not the same as a prostitute.
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A ho’s a ho.

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
roybot wrote:
An escort is not the same as a prostitute.

A ho’s a ho.[/quote]

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[quote]AngryVader wrote:
He does look like he got the worst of it. Did she hit him in the face with a shovel? Cause that’s what he looks like.[/quote]

She bit his tongue.

I can’t say I blame her.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
JN7844 wrote:
She’s no normal hooker…

I looked up her address listed on the arrest affidavit and she lives at a 7500 sq ft home that’s currently for sale at $1.9 million.

http://www.buysellsouthflorida.com/MyHomeDtl.asp?HomeID=660141&P=36

I guess when you’re in prison and not making a grand a night, it’s hard to pay the bills.

Hate to say it, but she’s not bad looking. At least she’s best looking prostitute I’ve seen.[/quote]

She’s also a $1000 a night prostitute.

he probaly does some mad wierd shit to need a $1000/night whore

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
he probaly does some mad wierd shit to need a $1000/night whore

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RTFLMAO

Damn, he looked more like 24 rather than 44 on TV. Amazing what makeup and stylists can do I guess.

[quote]orion wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Hate to say it, but she’s not bad looking. At least she’s best looking prostitute I’ve seen.

Than you have not seen that many.

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It’s one of the many fascinating cultural differences between our continent and yours.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

She bit his tongue.

I can’t say I blame her.[/quote]

I can.

Why in the hell would she want to get a hold of his tongue in the first place, nevermind not let go?

As much as I might wish to cause that Sham-Wow guy more than a little bit of harm (and who doesn’t?), I would never be willing to get that close to him in order to do it.

[quote]ctschneider wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:

She bit his tongue.

I can’t say I blame her.

I can.

Why in the hell would she want to get a hold of his tongue in the first place, nevermind not let go?

As much as I might wish to cause that Sham-Wow guy more than a little bit of harm (and who doesn’t?), I would never be willing to get that close to him in order to do it.[/quote]

Good point. I would require much more than $1000. Maybe $1000 and an Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything that makes sense.

He must hit like a fucking bitch because she looks fine.

[quote]roybot wrote:
orion wrote:

Than you have not seen that many.

An escort is not the same as a prostitute. Read the small print…
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That is a disclaimer that is in there because in some European countries it is illegal to “create an environment that promotes prostitution”.

So they put a disclaimer up there and everybody is happy.

[quote]orion wrote:
roybot wrote:
orion wrote:

Than you have not seen that many.

An escort is not the same as a prostitute. Read the small print…

That is a disclaimer that is in there because in some European countries it is illegal to “create an environment that promotes prostitution”.

So they put a disclaimer up there and everybody is happy.

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Doesn’t change the fact that a ‘true’ escort is usually hired arm candy and nothing else. They are not selling their sexual services per se, but are looking for easy money to escort wealthy guys to social engagements and provide company and conversation. Their services (for the majority of their clientele, at least) end with a peck on the cheek.

That’s why you can find a lot of attractive escorts, but hot prostitutes are few and far between. Unless you are willing to shell out over a thousand bucks a night.

Sure, there is probably a toothless skank somewhere claiming to be an escort, but if she wants to charge $5 for “the works”, I think it’s a pretty safe bet that she’s not talking about accompanying you to the Ambassador’s ball…

[quote]roybot wrote:
orion wrote:
roybot wrote:
orion wrote:

Than you have not seen that many.

An escort is not the same as a prostitute. Read the small print…

That is a disclaimer that is in there because in some European countries it is illegal to “create an environment that promotes prostitution”.

So they put a disclaimer up there and everybody is happy.

Doesn’t change the fact that a ‘true’ escort is usually hired arm candy and nothing else. They are not selling their sexual services per se, but are looking for easy money to escort wealthy guys to social engagements and provide company and conversation. Their services (for the majority of their clientele, at least) end with a peck on the cheek.

That’s why you can find a lot of attractive escorts, but hot prostitutes are few and far between. Unless you are willing to shell out over a thousand bucks a night.

Sure, there is probably a toothless skank somewhere claiming to be an escort, but if she wants to charge $5 for “the works”, I think it’s a pretty safe bet that she’s not talking about accompanying you to the Ambassador’s ball…

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Do you want me to put a few more sites up of imaginary creatures?

Hey, why not:

http://www.venusescort.com/en/index.php

http://www.swedishharmony.com/home.html

If you doubt that they have sex for money you can go here:

http://www.captain69.co.uk/newtour/default.htm

or in case of America here:

It is true that the sites I posted feature the more expensive kind of callgirls, but there are reasonbly prized alternatives and those are hardly unattractive either:

http://www.liebeselfen.com/phpfiles/index2.htm

http://dirtyangels.at/home/girls/

I think your problem has more to do with a lot of US states trying to interfere with things that are essentially none of their business. That makes that whole area much more criminal and desease ridden and generally problematic than it needs to be.

[quote]hardgnr wrote:
He must hit like a fucking bitch because she looks fine.[/quote]

Try punching someone while they’re biting your tongue…no leverage.

[quote]orion wrote:

Do you want me to put a few more sites up of imaginary creatures?

Hey, why not:

http://www.venusescort.com/en/index.php

http://www.swedishharmony.com/home.html

If you doubt that they have sex for money you can go here:

http://www.captain69.co.uk/newtour/default.htm

or in case of America here:

It is true that the sites I posted feature the more expensive kind of callgirls, but there are reasonbly prized alternatives and those are hardly unattractive either:

http://www.liebeselfen.com/phpfiles/index2.htm

http://dirtyangels.at/home/girls/

I think your problem has more to do with a lot of US states trying to interfere with things that are essentially none of their business. That makes that whole area much more criminal and desease ridden and generally problematic than it needs to be. [/quote]

Where exactly did I say that it’s impossible to buy sex over the web? That wasn’t what I was saying at all. My point was and still is that there is a distinction between a prostitute and an escort.

With a prostitute, sexual favors are a given; an escort may sleep with a client if he’s rich, successful, charming and looks like Brad Pitt - in which case, I don’t think that negotiating a fee will be very high up on her ‘to do’ list…

Posting a series of links to sites which may or may not offer sexual services doesn’t prove anything: you’re just throwing up proof against a comment that I didn’t make.

It has nothing to do with prostitutes having to call themselves escorts in order to avoid prosecution by the authorities.

If escort agencies routinely throw up terms of agreement which clearly state that sex isn’t on the menu (as in the first two links you posted), would you honestly hire a girl and expect to get some action at the end of the night? Regardless of what their reasons are for putting up these disclaimers, they still have no obligation to provide sex to a client, no matter what the client thinks they will get.

[quote]sen say wrote:
hardgnr wrote:
He must hit like a fucking bitch because she looks fine.

Try punching someone while they’re biting your tongue…no leverage.[/quote]

I read this story this morning and I think those are old mugshots from 06 and 08.

The report I read said she had facial fractures and lacerations.

[quote]roybot wrote:
orion wrote:

Do you want me to put a few more sites up of imaginary creatures?

Hey, why not:

http://www.venusescort.com/en/index.php

http://www.swedishharmony.com/home.html

If you doubt that they have sex for money you can go here:

http://www.captain69.co.uk/newtour/default.htm

or in case of America here:

It is true that the sites I posted feature the more expensive kind of callgirls, but there are reasonbly prized alternatives and those are hardly unattractive either:

http://www.liebeselfen.com/phpfiles/index2.htm

http://dirtyangels.at/home/girls/

I think your problem has more to do with a lot of US states trying to interfere with things that are essentially none of their business. That makes that whole area much more criminal and desease ridden and generally problematic than it needs to be.

Where exactly did I say that it’s impossible to buy sex over the web? That wasn’t what I was saying at all. My point was and still is that there is a distinction between a prostitute and an escort.

With a prostitute, sexual favors are a given; an escort may sleep with a client if he’s rich, successful, charming and looks like Brad Pitt - in which case, I don’t think that negotiating a fee will be very high up on her ‘to do’ list…

Posting a series of links to sites which may or may not offer sexual services doesn’t prove anything: you’re just throwing up proof against a comment that I didn’t make.

It has nothing to do with prostitutes having to call themselves escorts in order to avoid prosecution by the authorities.

If escort agencies routinely throw up terms of agreement which clearly state that sex isn’t on the menu (as in the first two links you posted), would you honestly hire a girl and expect to get some action at the end of the night? Regardless of what their reasons are for putting up these disclaimers, they still have no obligation to provide sex to a client, no matter what the client thinks they will get.

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And yet these women have sex with their clients 90% of the time and call themselves “escorts”.

Who am I to argue?

Big Boss - the title to this thread is awesome. I thought it deserved recognition.

[quote]orion wrote:

And yet these women have sex with their clients 90% of the time and call themselves “escorts”.

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Unless you have inside knowledge of how far the women on those sites are willing to go with a client, you have absolutely no way of knowing that they sleep with 90% of their customers - especially if they advertise on a site which warns potential clients - in advance- that sex is strictly off-limits.

Short of following them around with a clipboard and conducting a survey, I can’t see how you’ve arrived at that figure.

[quote]roybot wrote:
orion wrote:

And yet these women have sex with their clients 90% of the time and call themselves “escorts”.

Unless you have inside knowledge of how far the women on those sites are willing to go with a client, you have absolutely no way of knowing that they sleep with 90% of their customers.

Short of following them around with a clipboard and conducting a survey, I can’t see how you’ve arrived at that figure.

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Are you saying someone could do this for a living? I’m Game.

V